This thread was inspired by events that took place after the Coli DMV meet and greet two weeks ago. Word to @ball15life @BmoreGorilla @DPresidential and @www.THUG.com
This shyt was one of the most unintentionally funny moments I've ever seen.
Scene: 3am on U street
Characters:
light skinned drunk dude (DD)
typical forever 21 chick(T21)
biker jacket dude (BJD).
At this time I'd like to point out that this event was completely a light skinned on light skinned crime.
*DD hobbling away while being followed by T21, who is being followed by BJD*
T21: wait stop..are you ok
DD: I'm out
*BJD runs and cuts them both off*
T21: Look it wasn't that serious. He ain't do nuffin
DD: Yo she's my best friend man. She's like a sister to me!
BJD: so what the fukk happened?
T21: he just grabbed my butt, that's all. It was nothing really
*BJD puts on brass knuckles*
Me: oh this is gonna get ugly real quick b
*BJD and DD are standing chin to forehead doing a chest bump while walking in circles*
*Like a wrestling match, you feel the rush of new competitors entering the arena. 5 additional biker homies show up ready to mash somone*
*BJD tosses his jacket. It's like Goku taking off his weighted clothes. He's looking for every advantage*
BJD: hold my shyt
*DD senses a shift in the force*
DD:
I don't give a fukk if I die!!!!
Crowd: nikka what!?
*Cop pulls a U and hops out to stop the fight*
DD:
Let's go then! I DON'T GIVE A fukk IF I DIE. I DON'T CARE.
Crowd:
*Everyone getting ready to fight scatters because of the cop. T21 consoles DD, leaving BJD with his biker friends.
@ball15life : Yo he gave up on life before he even got hit.
yo I swear on everything I've said that "I don't give a fukk if I die line" at work about 3 different times
This shyt was one of the most unintentionally funny moments I've ever seen.
Scene: 3am on U street
Characters:
light skinned drunk dude (DD)
typical forever 21 chick(T21)
biker jacket dude (BJD).
At this time I'd like to point out that this event was completely a light skinned on light skinned crime.
*DD hobbling away while being followed by T21, who is being followed by BJD*
T21: wait stop..are you ok
DD: I'm out
*BJD runs and cuts them both off*
T21: Look it wasn't that serious. He ain't do nuffin
DD: Yo she's my best friend man. She's like a sister to me!
BJD: so what the fukk happened?
T21: he just grabbed my butt, that's all. It was nothing really
*BJD puts on brass knuckles*
Me: oh this is gonna get ugly real quick b
*BJD and DD are standing chin to forehead doing a chest bump while walking in circles*
*Like a wrestling match, you feel the rush of new competitors entering the arena. 5 additional biker homies show up ready to mash somone*
*BJD tosses his jacket. It's like Goku taking off his weighted clothes. He's looking for every advantage*
BJD: hold my shyt
*DD senses a shift in the force*
DD:
I don't give a fukk if I die!!!!
Crowd: nikka what!?
*Cop pulls a U and hops out to stop the fight*
DD:
Let's go then! I DON'T GIVE A fukk IF I DIE. I DON'T CARE.
Crowd:
*Everyone getting ready to fight scatters because of the cop. T21 consoles DD, leaving BJD with his biker friends.
@ball15life : Yo he gave up on life before he even got hit.
yo I swear on everything I've said that "I don't give a fukk if I die line" at work about 3 different times
it will never get old
...this is discrimination (he was white btw)...etc
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Yo, if I could rep I would. Hilarious!