Dumb ish you see/hear while out drinking with your homies

[tru_m.a.c]

shyt how could I forget. This past weekend, I was at my grandma's and a bunch of old folks were drinking.

One dude was like: I rather die then be killed

Another woman was like "When I die, I'ma be back chu heeeeard me"

I'm like get these old drunk ass muhfukkas out of here man. All depressing and shyt.