Dumb sh*t you believed as a kid :mjlaugh:

[African_brehda]

In Ghana, they told us Michael Jackson slept in a machine and came out white

 

[ThaRealness]

That if I beat my meat about a girl in my class, she somehow knew...

I'd feel like I'm getting the stare every time we cross paths

facts

 

[ThaRealness]

if I had a crush on a chick, it was meant to be and she shared the same feelings

 

[Boogie]

That black women had chocolate milk in their titties

 

[jackswstd]

We didn't have a chimney so I wondered how Santa would get in to drop off the presents. I figured he either had keys to all the houses without them, or just climbed through the window.

 

[Roid Jones]

That I could be anything I wanted

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Girls peed out of their butts.
Incredible Hulk and other super heroes were real.
Spinach quickly made you strong like Popeye.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Those 4 ft poles with the reflector on the top indicated 1 mile


All cats were girls and all dogs were boys

 

[RhodyRum]

If you shaved your head bald, your hair would never grow back again .

Kids are naive & stupid

 

[daemonova]

that wisdom teeth grow back

 

[bucks3115]

I use to stare at my CD player speaker bc I thought they were in there singing...

that shyt sounded too clear!

omg

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Women peed out of their butts & got pregnant from eating too much

 

[OfTheCross]

I was super into Fraggle Rock when I was a kid and thought them shyts really lived underground. Needless to say I got my ass beat when I started digging up holes in the back yard so I could go play with them nikkas.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Everyone's poop was their skin color

And Asian people's poop was potpourri

Don't @ me breh I didn't make the rules, I was just living under them

 

[ADK]

Lions were all male and tigers were female