Dumb shyt you cried over as a kid

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When I found out my dad tried to kidnap me the day I was baptized. I don't know why that upset me so much. :yeshrug:

Instead of being :mjcry: I should've been :mjlol::umad:

My grandpa and uncles caught him at the bus station and almost got that work :banderas:
:dahell: nikkas kidnapping baptized babies
 

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Funny cuz I identify more with Decepts than Bots, but that was fukked up. All so Hasbro could introduce a new line of toys. Starscream's death was fukked up too.
 
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my moms burned my pokemon cards in front of me. only had 5 at that time and one was a ponyta so really 4 but still

im gonna slash her tires to avenge Ivysaur someday
 

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From the ages 4 to 8 Every time the Bears would lose I was like :mjcry: Especially On the Halloween game vs the packers I was in tears I wanted to kill :smugfavre: I was hurt that night :mjcry:
 

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Bambi.
I cried like a little bytch watching that movie platoon, it was so bad i had to go in the closet and hide so no one would know. I cried reading to kill a mockingbird. I cried for hulk hogan:scust: when Macho Man was beating his ass.
 

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When I was 12 my balls were moving. They weren't in pain or anything, they were just slowly moving on their own for some reason.


I thought I had an STD and was going to die

I bust into my parents room with my pants around my ankles like "THEY'RE MOOOVING :damn:"

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Never seen them laugh that hard in my life :wow:

Meanwhile I'm over in the corner going "AM I GONNA DIE :sadcam:" trying to pull my shorts up :bryan:

Long story short they told me to drink more water :to:
 

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was getting that work from some trainer using Mightyena on pokemon ruby. :mjcry:
 

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The Cowboys and SIxers losing :mjcry:

A girl I had a crush on :mjcry:

Random dumb shyt :manny:
 

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Not spending enough time with my brother when were together when i was younger

(my bro is about 10 years older than me, he went to school from high school to college in a different state and we would only see each other when he would visit on holidays.Still lives in a different state with his fam. Hes my Hero. Would cry like a bytch when we could not hang together longer. Last time we spoke, he went in about how i dont keep in touch enough:upsetfavre::stopitslime:NIKKA.)
 

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I was at store with my aunt and wanted some fruit roll-ups, they cost like 10 cents a piece and I probably had like 3 of them and wanted another one. My aunt told me no so I got pissed, cried and carried on.
Something about them fruit roll-ups had me like :ohlawd: so before we left I stole one :francis: It was my first time stealing anything and I felt guilty but enjoyed every bite :lolbron:
 
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