Dumb things that would get you jammed up in the hood

[MoveForward]

- Shooting dice
- Going into a hood that you’re not familiar with and fukking around with a broad. The chick may not think much of it but the dudes around there that have been trying to get at her, will take offense, especially if you look like you’re having motion.
- Looking like a vic but don’t be too cool. Lames will take generosity as a sign of being sweet and then they will start trying you.
- Sellind drugs… Obviously

 

[Mr. Negative]

Man I remember one time I was in a barbershop and said that 50 Cent was bigger than 2pac at his height and them Ohio nikkas wanted to whoop my ass

I had to summon the spirit of Jewelz Santana to convince these nikkas I ain't really mean it like that to make it out that bytch alive

I'm laughing..... but I understand.

why all yall cats talking about Boosie only got a large fanbase when he went to jail!?

I'm not even a fan of dude by any stretch, but yall need to relax.

The only nikka I've ever seen with such a dedicated and diehard fanbase is Pac Hell, I've gotten into a fight with a nikka cause I said Nas was better than Boosie.

Dude been like a cult leader in the south since 1998

 

[Heafcliffe]

Looking like a goofy

"Press ratio" on 10. Word to EXavier. IYKYK

 

[Cat piss martini]

being black.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I go to waffle houses anytime I want actually and gas stations but that gas station nonense is not a east coast thing

 

[Who Not How]

Making it a habit sitting in your car too long.

Being a black man (nikkas mean mugging/ trying identify you).

Depending on the area, the hat you wearing.

Looking like you got some money (nice clothes, groomed, nice car)

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

A niqqa asking you your shoe size.

The only correct answer is "your size" followed by being ready to thump right then and there..

Ideally that will back him down, but if you give a different answer you prolly getting swung on anyway

Is this really happening to grown men tho?

If you a grown man and @Another Man start talking about your shoe size, its time for you to reevaluate your life a lil bit.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Is this really happening to grown men tho?

If you a grown man and @Another Man start talking about your shoe size, its time for you to reevaluate your life a lil bit.

That's the jux Breh.

All ages in all hoods may come across that shifty shoe thug.

*The more you know*

 

[Lamin]

Is this really happening to grown men tho?

If you a grown man and @Another Man start talking about your shoe size, its time for you to reevaluate your life a lil bit.

I'm everytimr yall @ @Another Man

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

That's the jux Breh.

All ages in all hoods may come across that shifty shoe thug.

*The more you know*

As a grown man in my 30s, I don't encounter this.

Maybe I'm just not in the wack spots so it could be that too

 

[KING WILL]

Not having your car keys on go.


Was stopped at red light in the turning lane. Cats pull up next to me, windows down, mugging...

Light turns, I drive and turn into the parking lot. They pull off. I grab a few things. I come out and the cae is in the parking lot, between the door and my car, but not in an actual parking spot.


I'm walking to my car and I can only see 1 person in the car now and he asks me if I had a light.


I said nah man, ion smoke.....and kept it moving.


I was in my car and pulling off before they could react. Not sure where the other cats was at.

Definitely felt like a set up.

 

[Umoja]

Is this really happening to grown men tho?

If you a grown man and @Another Man start talking about your shoe size, its time for you to reevaluate your life a lil bit.

It's a setup for robbery.

 

[Roid Jones]

Doing the Charleston out of sync

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

It's a setup for robbery.

When random ppl try to start convos with me, I ignore them and keep moving. I was in a store last month and some dusty negro was looking at me saying "hey! Hey!"

I kept my eyes straight ahead like

I never responded, just kept moving.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Being at a gas station after 11 pm



Going to waffle house a night...

U def not from the hood