Dumb Things You Did as a Kid That Could've Had You Killed

[BellaVenus]

I was just reminiscing on all of the stupid ass things that I did as a kid that could've gotten me killed & was wondering if anyone else would like to share their experiences.

This first experience I had was when I was about 8 and I was asked by a guy who I remember being friends with my older sister if I wanted to go with him to the supermarket to get a birthday cake for my sister who is a year older than me. & because it was her birthday, I happily agreed. My sister (who's birthday it was) saw me getting into this guy's car barefoot (yes, I was a ratchet child) & she grabbed my little sister (who was about 3) and we all got into this man's car and drove off.

So there we were at a StarMarket shopping for her cake while my mother was back at the house calling the cops because my sister's friend had told her that we got in a car with a man after my mom asked her where we were.

Ofcourse like any mother would, she panicked. When we came back there were cop cars everywhere, fire trucks and just complete chaos.

So there I am with the cake in my hand going up the steps with my sister behind me carrying my little sister and we walk through our front door & immedietly I see my mom crying hysterically while being interviewed by police.

& as soon as she saw us I said "mama we got a cake for sasha!" with a big smile on my face and as soon as the police left she whooped our asses. Except for my little sister ofcourse.

My other experience is when I was 9, I was being chased by a boy my age after we had just gotten out of our daycare program and I decided to run between two parked cars onto the street when suddenly an on-coming car hits me.

Witnesses say I flew backward, some say I did a complete flip.. but all I remember is waking up on the sidewalk wondering why everyone was crying and looking at me weird. I just got up and walked home

 

[CJ]

We had a good thread on this recently, should post that up in there.

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room...-done-yet-came-out-unscathed.html#post2750280

 

[BellaVenus]

We had a good thread on this recently, should post that up in there.

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room...-done-yet-came-out-unscathed.html#post2750280

Thanks!

 

[Dat Migo]

When I was 12 this Honduran chick lemme fukk in a tall ass tree. p*ssy almost had me fall off

 

[BellaVenus]

When I was 12 this Honduran chick lemme fukk in a tall ass tree. p*ssy almost had me fall off

 

[Mowgli]

I practice brazillian jiujitsu. I sign a waiver for my life to train meaning, i could die anytime i go in there but all ive gotten are a broken finger, nose, dislocated toe and a corneal abrasion. Im such a rebel.

 

[Jayson_bourn]

I used to live in an area that had alot of rivers and valleys near the residential area when I was a kid.

Me and my friends used to get our bikes and go into the valleys to find the tallest hills to ride our bikes down. The worst part is there were large rocks at the bottom and instead of moving them out the way we put them IN the way and used em for jumps instead

This was at a remote location in which no one wouldve found us if anyone got hurt or died.

 

[Metta World Movement]

Can't remember doing anything potentially fatal as a kid.....

Dumbest thing I can think of is one time when I was playing around with the electric fan in my room. I removed the front cover, then wondered if I could stop the blades of the fan from spinning, with my bare hand. I did it, no problem ........

Then I wondered if I could do the same thing.....with the fukking blender in the kitchen

Thank God I only ended up cutting my forefinger and middle finger (I didn't stick my hand in the blender while it was running; I just put my fingers in the blender first then turned on the low setting. I didn't get to fully press the button with my other hand, so the blades only spun for like half a second before stopping)

All I can tell y'all nikkas is watch your kids CLOSE when you have 'em. No matter how smart you think they are, they're still gonna be curious-ass kids

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

AND YOUR STILL ALIVE? YOU HAVE A LOT TO BE THANKFULL FOR.

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

Can't remember doing anything potentially fatal as a kid.....

Dumbest thing I can think of is one time when I was playing around with the electric fan in my room. I removed the front cover, then wondered if I could stop the blades of the fan from spinning, with my bare hand. I did it, no problem ........

Then I wondered if I could do the same thing.....with the fukking blender in the kitchen

Thank God I only ended up cutting my forefinger and middle finger (I didn't stick my hand in the blender while it was running; I just put my fingers in the blender first then turned on the low setting. I didn't get to fully press the button with my other hand, so the blades only spun for like half a second before stopping)

All I can tell y'all nikkas is watch your kids CLOSE when you have 'em. No matter how smart you think they are, they're still gonna be curious-ass kids

When we were really little, my brother decided to stick a pair of tweezers into an electric socket
Fortunately for him he let go as soon as the tweezers touched the socket, like
I remember running up and being , smelling melting metal
Mom came in all hysterical
He got an ass whooping that night

 

[OaklandCertified]

i used to do backflips off of anything for money when i was young. Roofs, cars, fences...anything.

 

[Canada Goose]

Can't remember doing anything potentially fatal as a kid.....

Dumbest thing I can think of is one time when I was playing around with the electric fan in my room. I removed the front cover, then wondered if I could stop the blades of the fan from spinning, with my bare hand. I did it, no problem ........

Then I wondered if I could do the same thing.....with the fukking blender in the kitchen

Thank God I only ended up cutting my forefinger and middle finger (I didn't stick my hand in the blender while it was running; I just put my fingers in the blender first then turned on the low setting. I didn't get to fully press the button with my other hand, so the blades only spun for like half a second before stopping)

All I can tell y'all nikkas is watch your kids CLOSE when you have 'em. No matter how smart you think they are, they're still gonna be curious-ass kids

Did it have steel blades?

I had to throw the cover on my fan in the bushes because it kept scraping against the blades, my foot made contact with the blades a couple of times, stings...

 

[Metta World Movement]

Did it have steel blades?

I had to throw the cover on my fan in the bushes because it kept scraping against the blades, my foot made contact with the blades a couple of times, stings...

Nah, it was thin plastic

Don't know why I thought I could stop plastic and sharp steel with my hand the same way

 

[Just like bruddas]

shot at the cops

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

When I was 7-8 we lived by some train tracks. My homies and I would hangon to the ladders on the train while it crossed a bridge. It was at least a 50ft drop to the ditch below.

One time one of the kids lost his grip and fell. Lucky for his pu$$ y grip having a$$ the mud at the bottom was soft as sh!t. Man that sh!t looked like a cartoon when we picked him up. His body left an outline in the mud like when wiley coyote falls through the ground.

He didn't get hurt. It was scary as hell watching him plummet to what was in our mind certain death. his brother was crying the whole way home. We chilled with riding trains for a while after that.