Dumb Things You Did as a Kid That Could've Had You Killed

[ZEB WALTON]

remember goin on vacay to florida with my cousins, jumping off a waterfall slide into the depe end of the hotel pool like 30 ft. we all did it. my brother was next. i jumped n my back hit the fukking floor of the deep end and slid it hit so hard. i screamed at my brother to get down. fukking cousins always get me in shyt man

 

[Gunshi]

had the train tracks right across the street from my middle school... so we use to hop the train home while it was going kinda slow but then it would speed up... i also use to put quarters on the track so it could flatten em.......

 

[ClassyME]

shot at the cops

the funny thing is i think i remember reading about that you were tipsy too huh.

 

[duck]

when it was hot as hell in the summer as a kid, we used to go swimming and jumping off big ass bridged into the niagra river

that shyt has a mean untertow in some parts , polluted as fukk, and has boats in there all the time changing the current. but it was a nice way to cool off

 

[Takerstani]

Walking train tracks. Someone I know ended up being killed by a train.

 

[Binary]

Swallowed two pennies trying to do a magic trick I saw on Tv

 

[Just like bruddas]

the funny thing is i think i remember reading about that you were tipsy too huh.

I was high as fukk that day

 

[Just like bruddas]

Swallowed two pennies trying to do a magic trick I saw on Tv

how did u get them out?

 

[semtex]

had toy guns and would point them at ppl while i was in the car. through a window it could look like a real gun.

 

[Binary]

how did u get them out?

I got them pumped out

 

[semtex]

Walking train tracks. Someone I know ended up being killed by a train.

how the fukk you not see and hear a big fukkin train coming?

 

[TNC]

I practice brazillian jiujitsu. I sign a waiver for my life to train meaning, i could die anytime i go in there but all ive gotten are a broken finger, nose, dislocated toe and a corneal abrasion. Im such a rebel.

Feel ya bruh, broken fibula due to sparring and fractured my wrist twice

 

[Danie84]

Drink those different color quarter juices from the bodega

 

[Pack2]

Me and my brother would fight and throw all types of shyt at each other.....knives, rocks, ANYTHING.

One time we were fighting and my brother had a Chinese star and grabbed it to throw it at me...I ran like Ricky in Boyz N The Hood and as Im running, I see the star whip right past my head and stick in the telephone pole in front of me

I got many stories like this between me and my bro...I shoulda been dead by 13.

 

[stealthbomber]

I practice brazillian jiujitsu. I sign a waiver for my life to train meaning, i could die anytime i go in there but all ive gotten are a broken finger, nose, dislocated toe and a corneal abrasion. Im such a rebel.

your bjj is no match for my krav maga. if i catch u slippin ima put u in a head lock and have u asleep for 2 days