Dumb Things You Did as a Kid That Could've Had You Killed

[Pinyapplesuckas]

when i was maaaad young me and my cousin found a bullet. my cousin was hitting that shyt with a hammer( ) and i started to get mad because he wouldnt let me ( )...so he leaves the last hit for me and i hit the bullet and that shyt popped loud as fucck and we were both like

felt the sparks at my legs..thought i was shot

 

[Just like bruddas]

I got them pumped out

shyt

 

[Ray Jesus]

I was just reminiscing on all of the stupid ass things that I did as a kid that could've gotten me killed & was wondering if anyone else would like to share their experiences.

This first experience I had was when I was about 8 and I was asked by a guy who I remember being friends with my older sister if I wanted to go with him to the supermarket to get a birthday cake for my sister who is a year older than me. & because it was her birthday, I happily agreed. My sister (who's birthday it was) saw me getting into this guy's car barefoot (yes, I was a ratchet child) & she grabbed my little sister (who was about 3) and we all got into this man's car and drove off.

So there we were at a StarMarket shopping for her cake while my mother was back at the house calling the cops because my sister's friend had told her that we got in a car with a man after my mom asked her where we were.

Ofcourse like any mother would, she panicked. When we came back there were cop cars everywhere, fire trucks and just complete chaos.

So there I am with the cake in my hand going up the steps with my sister behind me carrying my little sister and we walk through our front door & immedietly I see my mom crying hysterically while being interviewed by police.

& as soon as she saw us I said "mama we got a cake for sasha!" with a big smile on my face and as soon as the police left she whooped our asses. Except for my little sister ofcourse.

My other experience is when I was 9, I was being chased by a boy my age after we had just gotten out of our daycare program and I decided to run between two parked cars onto the street when suddenly an on-coming car hits me.

Witnesses say I flew backward, some say I did a complete flip.. but all I remember is waking up on the sidewalk wondering why everyone was crying and looking at me weird. I just got up and walked home

No lie, when I Was little I was at my moms friends house outside playing with their kids and a man pulled up in a car and asked us to get in. I wasn't a stupid kid though and it just didn't seem right to me so I was on some fukk that shyt. I never thought much of it but when I look back on it it's like

 

[Brandon M.]

Can't remember doing anything potentially fatal as a kid.....

Dumbest thing I can think of is one time when I was playing around with the electric fan in my room. I removed the front cover, then wondered if I could stop the blades of the fan from spinning, with my bare hand. I did it, no problem ........

Then I wondered if I could do the same thing.....with the fukking blender in the kitchen

Thank God I only ended up cutting my forefinger and middle finger (I didn't stick my hand in the blender while it was running; I just put my fingers in the blender first then turned on the low setting. I didn't get to fully press the button with my other hand, so the blades only spun for like half a second before stopping)

All I can tell y'all nikkas is watch your kids CLOSE when you have 'em. No matter how smart you think they are, they're still gonna be curious-ass kids

lmaooo , i stuck my thumb in the hand blender with a blade going full speed trying to stop it...sliced my thumb to the white, nonstop blood....i was 11... manned up didnt tell my mom cause she woulda whooped my ass, i didnt get stitches , that shyt took years to heal. a tiny indent with an inch scar is forever there

 

[Brandon M.]

i put tooth in my ear, had to go to er

i tried to outrun a lincoln town car, i got flattened. still got up and tried to go to school . some nosey fukks called the ambulance

got cat scans , chipped teeth, and a busted mouth


live in a building...at 5...i was on the third floor. i hung out the window with just my two hand holding the ledge

 

[Metta World Movement]

lmaooo , i stuck my thumb in the hand blender with a blade going full speed trying to stop it...sliced my thumb to the white, nonstop blood....i was 11... manned up didnt tell my mom cause she woulda whooped my ass, i didnt get stitches , that shyt took years to heal. a tiny indent with an inch scar is forever there

Damn .......the slices I got weren't nearly that deep

I just wrapped some tissue around my fingers until the bleeding stopped....I was lucky enough to pull my hand out quick before more damage was done

I think I was around 9 or 10 when I did that foolishness

 

[patscorpio]

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[Brandon M.]

Damn .......the slices I got weren't nearly that deep

I just wrapped some tissue around my fingers until the bleeding stopped....I was lucky enough to pull my hand out quick before more damage was done

I think I was around 9 or 10 when I did that foolishness

i was 11-12, i was a young dumb daredevil...got millions of scars

 

[nalej]

in junior high we grabbed a bunch of pumpkins at the supermarket and drove around smashing cars parked. could have gotten shot and now even I would think it was justified. just dumb.

 

[Beegio]

I signed a waiver to eat some really hot buffalo wings once. Man they were hot!

No

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I put my dikk in a pitbull when i was 10

 

[Arcavian]

When I was about 7 or 8 one of my friends had a steel bb gun that looked a 9

It was about 5 of us, we were pointing it at cars that were driving down the street yelling bang, stupid shyt. It's my turn and there is this white man on a motorcycle. My homeboys are like you aint gonna do it. I point it at him and yell, bang. We are laughing our ass off. This dude stops halfway down the street and turns around and comes straight for us. Everyone takes off, and this nikka comes straight for me, I try to run around my house because my young mind is thinking, "it aint like he is gonna come up the curb, and over the sidewalk and into our yard". Dude came up the curb, over the sidewalk and into our yard on the motorcycle, I tried to run and he scoops me up and is screaming "where do your parents live???" Im crying, "right here", he takes me straight to my moms. Come to find this dude was an off duty police officer and he had pulled his gun out but realized I was just a kid.

I got the ass whooping of my life.

 

[Malik]

I fell off a three story house when I was 12


Basically, we lived in a rowhome. Now our house didn't have a fire escape but, our neighbor's did. I forgot my keys and when I came home from school I didn't want to sit on the steps for two hours waiting for my parents to get home from work to let me in

So I went to the backyard & climbed my neighbor's fire escape

I jumped on the railing of the fire escape and climbed up to the roof of all the houses and walked back across to my the roof of my house and jumped down to the back ledge. My brother's window to his room was there and he always kept his window open to hide the smell of weed. Well, it just so happened that my mom closed it that morning I tried to get back up from the back ledge of my house to the roof of all the rowhouses to climb back down my neighbor's fire escape but, I was too short to reach back up. And our house had no fire escape. I was stuck. And I realized this was a dumb ass idea. And even if everybody got home, its no tellin how long it would take for them to realize I was on the fukkin roof So I decided to jump from our back ledge to our neigbor's back ledge (and to the fire escape). At the time it seemed like a great idea I missed the ledge completely and fell three stories to the ground and split my face wide open. That "Life flashes before your eyes" shyt is true. All 12 years flashed within that 1 second. My neighbor had opened her door after hearing my body drop to the ground. I could barely walk, felt like I had been run over. I knew I fukked up after I put my hand on face and my whole hand looked like I dipped it in a can of red paint. They said the whole left side of my face was sliced open and hanging I stumbled into my neighbor's house, fell on her couch and blacked out. Lookin back at it, I probably bled all over her couch and shyt

Next thing I remember was being driven around the corner to the park, put on a stretcher, and strapped onto a helicopter and flown to the hospital. I woke up a few hours later with 150 stitches and the left side of my face looked like Martin when he tried to fight that boxer. To this day, people think I tried to commit suicide

 

[tremonthustler1]

In DR when I was 10, playing on a rooftop with my little cousin, coulda got us both killed.

Up there, there was no fencing or gate surrounding the roof, so one wrong step and you would have fallen. What made it worse is that whoever built the building (we're talking Santo Domingo in the slums), one of the support beams stuck out, so as you climb up the stairs to get to the rooftop, as soon as you open the door, if you're not paying attention to where you're stepping, that beam stuck out. You could have easily tripped and fallen off.

Anyway, there was a swivel chair on the roof that belonged to a room where my uncle had his stash of Vinyl LP's including every Beatles record imaginable. I'm pretty confident in saying that the collection he has if he sold it would make him a millionaire. He left all that stuff in this hot ass room so that I could listen to it and see what it was about. One day I was up there and my cousin who kept annoying me wanted to play. He dragged the chair out of the room and just rolled up and down the roof and stupidly took turns sitting in the chair as we pushed the chair at damn near full speed. At one point, we started pushing that shyt right to the edge of the building (again, no gate no support, nothing). I have a fear of heights that he didn't know about. So I'm sitting in the chair as he's pushing me to the edge and all of a sudden I wanted to jump out of the chair like enough! Had I done so, I would have tripped on the beam and fallen over, splat and worse, we were unattended, so nobody in the family would have known until it was too late. I look back now and think he could have killed me and I could have killed him by rolling the wheels damn near to the edge of the roof.

From there on forward til they moved, I never wanted to go up there alone. I always wanted an adult there with me. Thankfully they did move and whoever took their place put up a fence and fixed the beam. That is the type of shyt that goes on when you're bored, it's hot and the power is off. Nowadays, there's better ways to pass the time. And BTW, that did NOTHING to ease my fear of heights. Made it worse.

 

[Mowgli]

your bjj is no match for my krav maga. if i catch u slippin ima put u in a head lock and have u asleep for 2 days

I became immune to headlocks when i was a white belt. Im a brown belt now. We had a 30 man royal rumble, i got 3rd place. Your casual grappling skills are a joke to me. Your aggression levels peak before mine even begins.