Dumb Things You Did as a Kid That Could've Had You Killed

[Mowgli]

Feel ya bruh, broken fibula due to sparring and fractured my wrist twice

Its not an art for bytch ass dudes. Seen ankles break, knees buss, necks pop, arms get destroyed. But we just having fun out there.

 

[Trizz54]

We used to hop freight trains that came through the projects I grew up in...the front of my foot was ran over by one...a few inches further up and i would be wearing a nub right now

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

We had a 30 man royal rumble, i got 3rd place. Your casual grappling skills are a joke to me.

explain yourself bruh.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Jumped off the balcony of our house

Did backflips off trees LOL

 

[Mowgli]

explain yourself bruh.

I thought i just did. 30 people, last man standing wins. Meaning 29 people are getting tapped out.

 

[Takerstani]

how the fukk you not see and hear a big fukkin train coming?

He had headphones on and was walking in the opposite direction. Not sure how he didn't feel the vibrations, but he didn't.

 

[Pazzy]

almost ran across rogers ave when i was 3 but some woman stopped me and brought me back to my mom.

tried to get a car to run over me when i was 8. my mom caught me getting up out the street and she whipped my ass.

practicing wrestling moves with my brother and my childhood friends. we all got lucky. the only bad things that happened was my brother broke our friends arm by accident and that i almost shoved my brother out the window. broke a window out the process for doing so. that was another ass whipping my mom registered on us both.

 

[Action Jackson]

dafukk is wrong with some of you? I don't even wanna have kids now. When I was a youngin I did some stupid shyt but there was a little voice in my head that was like "chill b".

I listened.

Stickin your hand in blenders.. Roof tops..

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

transported a .22 rifle(butt still attached) on the bus in a garbage bag

 

[blockburna420]

Me and my cousins used to take the power cord out the back of the NES while it was still plugged into the wall and lick it . It just shocked ur tongue

 

[stealthbomber]

I became immune to headlocks when i was a white belt. Im a brown belt now. We had a 30 man royal rumble, i got 3rd place. Your casual grappling skills are a joke to me. Your aggression levels peak before mine even begins.

i was in an underground fight tournament and killed all 9 of my competitors. i walked away with bloody knuckles and a belt that says "dont fukk with me"

sit your brown belt ass down before i make change

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

When I was 11, I lied about being able to swim (I can't) so my aunt would take me and my brother to this water park in Tucson, AZ. I grabbed this mat thing they give you and climbed WAY the fkk up this tall ass water slide. It was so high, you had to circle it like a mountain as you climbed to the top. I was so goddamn excited on the way up Finally, get up there, cac yells "GO!" and pushes me down this tall ass slide. I'm sliding down all happy, get to the end part where you fall into the pool of water. Now was an 11 year old, I just assumed that shyt was about 4-5 feet deep, so Im good to go........NOPE! All I heard was somebody yell "kick your feet!" I did and I fkking turned upside down and was scuba diving to the bottom of the pool. Woke up with a white, Grizzly Adams beard white dude giving me mouth-to-mouth Black people, teach your kids to swim......please!

 

[Malik]

dafukk is wrong with some of you? I don't even wanna have kids now. When I was a youngin I did some stupid shyt but there was a little voice in my head that was like "chill b".

I listened.

Stickin your hand in blenders.. Roof tops..

I was an adventurous kid b

I seriously almost got my dumb ass killed tho

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Had rock fights in the forest. First to get hit in the head loses. I never lost

 

[Mowgli]

i was in an underground fight tournament and killed all 9 of my competitors. i walked away with bloody knuckles and a belt that says "dont fukk with me"

sit your brown belt ass down before i make change

Obviously i wasnt in that tournament because you're here, posting this bullshyt.