Dumbass subway surfer hits his head while surfing

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Jit bammed the fukk out his shyt

Hope he got a policy if he over 18
 

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Breh i went full retard and didnt even see subway. A nikka was thinking how the hell does a surfer hit his head??

Then i reread it and was like a surfer hit his head with a subway (as in sandwich)

:francis: :francis:
 
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the kid tries to give his breh first aid and the three adult retards who don't know how to administer it are like "don't touch him, yell at him to keep him awake" so they can film it for clout :stopitslime:
If someone has a serious brain injury you want to move their head as little as possible.
 
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He aint gonna know shyt but
ice cream and sponge bob if
he pulls through.
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His generation doing this bullshyt, his mind was probably like this to begin with :deadrose: if it was the same kid, actually saw him on top of a train passing by the Queensboro Plaza station looking like a Great Value Christ the Redeemer statue...just knew it wasn't gonna end well :skip:
 
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I'm not surprised, them kids from south and central america stay doing that on the 7 train. I don't understand why they're so enticed by doing shyt like this.

The way the 7 train moves in and out of stations, the train itself is very unforgiving if you clown around like this.
 
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