Dumped a whole container of lawrys season all in my ground beef :to:

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quick, find some Thai on yelp.com and order. and get some bull**** $7.99 moscato from the corner store.

When she come in be like bae we eating exotic tonight:takedat:

from then on just swag the night out breh.

dont ever mention you tried to cook youll end up looking like a swaggerless monkey.
 

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:ohhh: yo i just looked this up....but its too late at this point. She at the dinner table on some
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:russ: I love that gif!

Oh well, for next time you could have...

Scooped it out assuming most of it dropped in one place.

You could have put water in it, strained it and reasoned.
 

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:pachaha: what happened?

she talm bout she gonna go to fukkin olive garden of all places....


Me: Who paying for that shyt??? :mjpls: this is a perfectly good meal...

Her: :usure:

Me: :usure:

Her: :mjlol: Well ill just get my other "friend" to pay for it for me....

Me: :birdman: What friend?

Her: :leostare: my friend who is not a cheap non-cooking ass nikka.


Me: :camby:


Yo, i washed the meat off and put hot sauce on that shyt. It was :win:....fukk i look like paying for some nasty ass olive garbage.
 

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she talm bout she gonna go to fukkin olive garden of all places....


Me: Who paying for that shyt??? :mjpls: this is a perfectly good meal...

Her: :usure:

Me: :usure:

Her: :mjlol: Well ill just get my other "friend" to pay for it for me....

Me: :birdman: What friend?

Her: :leostare: my friend who is not a cheap non-cooking ass nikka.


Me: :camby:


Yo, i washed the meat off and put hot sauce on that shyt. It was :win:....fukk i look like paying for some nasty ass olive garbage.
What kinda slatterns are you fukking with breh? :wtf:
 

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Lol this may be duck tales and I'm too late


But you should have pretended to drop it then order a pizza
 

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What kinda slatterns are you fukking with breh? :wtf:


Met this chick off myspace awhile back...her dome game is :noah:

Anyways she was like im hungry, and im like yo i got some garlic breads in the oven...come on over :myman:


:yeshrug: bout to call her back over tomorrow for some pork chops, these hoes be hungry out here. Ill take my L for tonight..which aint really a L because i got lunch for a few days. :smugdraper:
 

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Met this chick off myspace awhile back...her dome game is :noah:

Anyways she was like im hungry, and im like yo i got some garlic breads in the oven...come on over :myman:


:yeshrug: bout to call her back over tomorrow for some pork chops, these hoes be hungry out here. Ill take my L for tonight..which aint really a L because i got lunch for a few days. :smugdraper:
MySpace is still a thing?
 
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