DUVAL!! ASSEMBLE!!

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Cool Runnings had the clubs on lock. And I'm literally 2 minutes away from Golfair, and I just got some Ackee and Saltfish from one of those Jamaican spots you speak of I think they changed the name of The Big Apple, but it still be popping if I'm think bout the same spot. The fleamarkets out hear aint turnt all the way up like they used to be, but it still jump out there

Cool Runnings was the "TUNNEL" of the bible belt in terms of historic clubs

the atmosphere of dense weed smoke filling the air, the best entertaining balance of hip hop and dancehall and some of the most infamous acts passing thru it's doors....

only club i know of in this region that hosted BIGGIE SMALLS during his prime

i know that ...cause i had the tape

and FUKKING LOST THE TAPE like an idiot!!

but overall had a greaaaaaaaaaaat time in DUVAL....

the women are sooooooooooooo NICE................EVERY COMPLEXION u can think of..................

sad thing the BADDEST ONES I SEEN is in the HOOD on that northside

 

[AwkwardHand]

Was she tall, dark skin, with some big ass t*ts. I never been to the Emperor, but it was a black chick in Gold Club around that time. I always wanted to fukk that bytch, but I was not successful



That describes her mostly, but I aint go lie, she didn't have a fat ass at all. It wasn't flat, but it was proportioned to her body. She use to always kick with this black chick who worked there, she was the only black chic there at the time. I ain't remember her stage name. Her real name was Lalani (don't know if I spelled it right) I going to the beach next weekend, so I will probably head out there on the strength of seeing if this is the same chic

LOLL nah her t*ts were tiny actually, but her azz was faaaaaat dawg, them backshots were she's like 6'3 too and I'm a short nikka LOL

ohhhh shiiiiiit yooo you're close! the name do start with an L!!!! so it might be her, damn she musta got some implants after we split


EDIT* damn homie, it MIGHT be the same chick haha

 

[AwkwardHand]

Wordd. My goto spot has been the gold club recently.. but this sounds good if they naked.. what's cover $20?

they charge $5 when I went. Be sure to pre-game before you go, I felt funny as hell in a strip club holdin' a damn SODA LOL

 

[Dzali OG]

I never got to go to Jazzco (turned 18 in 04)


my sisters can STILL tell stories for HOURS about how live it use to be in there.

I lived out of town when Jazzco was poppin. Had a chance to check it out when I visited tho.

It was LIVE as FUKK in there! I had never been to a club so live. Everyone was just vibin in that bytch. The hoes was lookin good and this was when that new electric slide was out. Well Duval had its own electric slide that was just piff...its like the people were voguing or posing or some shyt. It was even a different beat to the song.

 

[Dzali OG]

My first ever night club! And I got sonned.

Navy dudes dragged me there. Got there at Midnight. We are in there for about 10 minutes when these two dudes square off. A fat dude and a skinny cat.

The fat dude catches the skinny cat and punches him in the temple. Homie was All of a sudden another skinny dude is perched on a table ready to take flight. It was his TWIN!! He jumps but fat dude catches his ass in mid air and powerbombs the fukk out of him into a table.

This being my first club experience and all I was Then we hear

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Another Skinny dude! They were triplets! He has a bottle in his hand and catches fat dude in the back of the head! He is Then security rushes the spot and beat him down and kick everyone out!

Yooooo this had to be mad funny LMAO!

 

[Dzali OG]

The faq jabbed the shyt out of me right in my lip! shyt just got real. I looked at my boys and they are

I say fukk it. I swing!! And miss This giant faq in a mini skirt was picking me apart. And I could not lay a lick on dude/girl. He must have sparred with Sweatpea Whitaker

His defense was impeccable. I now know that people are watching and I am getting destroyed. I throw a combo. . hit nothing but air. . Now the faq is laughing doing a Ali two step shuffle I now see his hand speed are incredible! Like he was Vegeta or some shyt. I say fukk it. . I go to scoop and slam him/her


I fake a punch and slip in to attempt a takedown. As I am coming in somehow this giant faq got lower than me and scooped ME! Turned me around in the air and slammed me down on my homies hood.

Everyone in the parking lot went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NNNIIIIGGGGGGGGGGAAAA!!!!!

You more of a man than me to recount this story LMMFAO!!!

It's all good tho....gotta remember what pops said...they gay, but they still a man.

 

[malbaker86]

Went to Sinsations off Phillips last weekend with my homeboys, shyt was sort of gutta but daaaaaamn them hoez get freaky up in there. My ni66a was in there fukkin' a chick in the private dance booth.

Where the hell is Sinsations... I know where that's at


wait... NO alcohol?!?!?!?!?!

 

[malbaker86]

Y'all nikkaz need to put cha boy on some late night after hours hole in the wall spots. When the homie @Yeahimcanadian touch down next week, we may try and get into something.

 

[iamduval]

Yo I'm def. Hittin' up one of them strip clubs next weekend though. I gotta wear my brim low in that Bush though. Too many nikka know me



I was at the giants game tonight. shyt was bap. Fee hoes in there though

 

[newworldafro]

......smells like the Okefenokee in here............ ...................................


Edit: that was a terrible joke...

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Y'all nikkaz need to put cha boy on some late night after hours hole in the wall spots. When the homie @Yeahimcanadian touch down next week, we may try and get into something.

Real talk. I need a late night spot too. Y'all remember Late Night, and After 11 The Grand in Arlington was popping but got closed down last summer. The one in Arlington right by that Travel Inn. That shyt was everything you need in a late night spot,... liquor sold till that bytch closed (like 6 or 7), Hood ass DJ, Hood ass bytches, Hood ass nikkas, An Official uniformed Jacksonville cop, nikkas smoking weed, nikkas smoking dirty's , A hotel next door. I knew that shyt wouldnt last

Yo I'm def. Hittin' up one of them strip clubs next weekend though. I gotta wear my brim low in that Bush though. Too many nikka know me



I was at the giants game tonight. shyt was bap. Fee hoes in there though

I was gonna hit the Sun's game today. Thirsty Thursdays be popping, but it rained on a nikka.

Do the Giant's still be winning by 100 points and shyt

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Whats popping this weekend? I got like 3 weeks to kick it and have fun.

Whats good with the Mirage I'm right down the street.

I went once a couple of months ago and was Just wack unattractive hoodrats with guts. They had this one chick who looked like she weighed about 275 lbs. jiggling her cellulite the whole time. We was mad because we paid $10 plus a mandatory drink. Silver Fox is like the same thing

Sinsations is straight. It be some bad bytches in there but you can't drink alcohol. The Centerfold Lounge across the street is alright because you can walk in for free most nights.

Most strippers here are wack though because the best looking ones can move to Orlando, Tampa, Miami or Atlanta and make way more bread.

As far as clubs, Pur on Saturdays be dope. I went recently and all the ass in there was glorious. Mark's downtown is dope...mixed crow. Rush St. at the Landing is straight. Kinda older crowd. Real Ting still going. I heard good things about Suite at the Town Center, but never been in.

The club scene would be a lot better if everything didn't close at fukking 2 am.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Whats popping this weekend? I got like 3 weeks to kick it and have fun.

Whats good with the Mirage I'm right down the street.

Where the hell is Sinsations... I know where that's at


wait... NO alcohol?!?!?!?!?!

Go to the Centerfold Lounge across the street for no cover, throw back a few, then head over to Sinsations.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

do it breh, there's a few there that are

iono if you like tatted up white chix but there's this one in there tatted the fukk up, i got a dance from her, shyt was and if ya na'msayin'




forgot her name tho

You talking about with the big butterfly wings on her ass? She's the top draw there.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I went once a couple of months ago and was Just wack unattractive hoodrats with guts. They had this one chick who looked like she weighed about 275 lbs. jiggling her cellulite the whole time. We was mad because we paid $10 plus a mandatory drink. Silver Fox is like the same thibg

Sinsations is straight. It be some bad bytches in there but you can't drink alcohol. The Centerfold Lounge across the street is alright because you can walk in for free most nights.

Most strippers here are wack though because the best looking ones can move to Orlando, Tampa, Miami or Atlanta and make way more bread.

As far as clubd, Pur on Saturdays be dope. I went recently and all the ass in there was glorious. Marks downtown is dope...mixed crow. Rush St. at the Landing is straight. Kinda older crowd. Real Ting still going. I heard good things about Suite at the Town Center, but never been in.

The club scene would be a lot better if everything didn't close at fukking 2 am.

My nikka Vic

This post was on point. Real Ting still a nice spot on Saturday's. Mark's been that new hot shyt for a second now. I know the chick who cater out there on Friday's. Haven't been to Rush Street, but heard good things. Never been to Suite.

You are right on the best (best looking) strippers going out of town to hustle. It's so much money in them surrounding cities compared to Duval, they gotta travel to make real money. But we get out of town strippers here too, cause they feel like the market isn't as crowded.

As a nikka who is in Atlanta very often, I can say the strip clubs down here just can't compare. But yeah, the Mirage is not the best place to represent Duval in a strip club competition

Thats part of the appeal, it's just a ghetto ass strib club, where you can smoke chill and look at some hood ass bytches, lol