We'll all look back and remember when dwight was the best big man in the league by default. That small head fukk nikka should thank Bynum's knees for giving him a career to run with.
Dwight Howard taking 30 million less to play 4 extra games appreciation thread
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We'll all look back and remember when dwight was the best big man in the league by default. That small head fukk nikka should thank Bynum's knees for giving him a career to run with.
LMFAO @ that powerful ass thread title. Motherfukkas made it seem like this Rockets team was gonna get damn near an automatic bye to the Finals.
Kareem cira 2014 has a better post game than Dwight. Dude is pathetic. He'll never be a winner.
duckbutta
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Nobody playing defense but Howard...
Nobody rebounding but Howard...
I bet this is what Howard see's when Thrillard, Mo, Matthews, and Bossaldridge be on the floor and Harden and Lin are standing around doing nothing on defense ...
That other pill had 30 million more dollars in it nikka...you should have taken it
Nobody rebounding but Howard...
I bet this is what Howard see's when Thrillard, Mo, Matthews, and Bossaldridge be on the floor and Harden and Lin are standing around doing nothing on defense ...
That other pill had 30 million more dollars in it nikka...you should have taken it
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Dwight Howard's post game looks like white bytches twerking 
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#FLM
I've got that same jacket
Another Houston loss plus dressing like my. Goat gnna give me that extra spring in my step today
I was calling it months ago that this rockets team wasn't going to do shyt in the playoffs. Not when you have cowards, and clowns on your team.
MenacingMonk
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Too early for this.
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fukk I missed out on the postgame fukkery these threads and these uppings of Harden threads got me dying right now.
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We saw this coming... How can you work with 3 HOF big men and still not have a decent offensive game? I didn't want him when he left Orlando for LA and I didn't shed a tear when he left.
Pay franchise money to a role player, Houston...... Twice......
Pay franchise money to a role player, Houston...... Twice......
Fukk d12...but you're overselling it a lil bit homie
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Not at all.... Let me give you my logic behind what I said:
1) You leave Orlando on bad terms after YEARS of back and forth fukkery... (do I even have to explain this one?
)2) You get traded to LITERALLY the Greatest franchise in NBA history, and say how Happy you are with the move...
3) You have issues all year long with the Iconic player on the team, because you want to be a goofball and he's all business
4) You get swept out of the playoffs, embarassingly.... (many said he TRIED to get ejected from that final game)... It was such a bad look that Kobe had to come out of the tunnel on crutches to let the crowd know "fukk that nikka, I'm here"
5) You try to make demands in the off season.. "fire dantoni" (Which ok ok ok I agree with), and Amnesty Kobe
.... So now you wanna play GM...6) After Billboards, begging, and calls from The Zen Master himself, you decide to go to Houston because you want the "Best chance to win Championships"
7) You make it to the Playoffs with Home Court Advantage....
8) You are the only player in NBA history to win defensive player of the year 3 years in a row, and you have been the CONSENSUS "Best big Man in the Game" since you entered the League....
9) Now suddenly you find yourself down 0-2 after 2 home losses, and are getting fukking COOKED (I'm talking stir fry) By ANOTHER Big man, that NOBODY would've said was better than you EVEN LAST YEAR, who is dropping 40++ points on your head every night.... (This is what I like to call a "Double Whammy".... Not only is he shytTING on your Defense, but he's making it painfully obvious how limited you are offensively with his incredible mid-range game and high freethrow %, when ALL YOU CAN DO IS DUNK and chuck bricks from the line, even after being tutored by Hakeem, Kareem and McHale
.... So now its a DOUBLE bad look for you)All things considered.... All factors included.... If this man gets SWEPT out of the playoffs just like he did with the Lakers, While getting 40 Dropped on you nightly, All those fukkin Defensive player of the Year trophies should be melted down and turned into Spoons for the homeless... It'll be worse than Lebron's Finals debacle VS Dallas, Dallas losing to Golden State, and {Insert other horrific NBA collapse here} COMBINED.....
Lebron went to Miami to win titles, and he was AT LEAST 2 games away.... If this nikka gets SWEPT, he'll be 16 games away from the Prize
In the eyes of fans, this would be his fukking death blow.... And knowing how fragile his psyche is, I doubt HE HIMSELF would ever recover... He'll probably play the rest of his career shytty, thinking about that time he left L.A. only to get COOKED by L.A.
And you're telling me I'm OVERSELLING??? Bethren, would you like to take a 2nd look?
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