Dwight on why he chose Houston:

[GoddamnyamanProf]

“I chose to go to Houston. I wasn’t traded. I was just like I had an opportunity to do something for myself and it wasn’t anybody’s else’s choice. It wasn’t a friend or fans or based off anybody but myself. In Orlando, I wanted to do everything for everybody else and I wasn’t happy inside with what I did. I just wanted to see everybody else happy. This time, I wanted to make myself happy and get back to being who I am, being Dwight, having fun and being happy.

“I’m just looking forward to this opportunity. It’s a clean slate for me. It’s a fresh start. It’s like I get a second chance at this. I’m looking forward to coming to Houston and making a big impact throughout the city. I love dealing with people. I love having fun. I’m looking forward to meshing with the city, getting out there. I know I’ve gotten a bad rep for a lot of things. I would say 95 percent of that stuff is false. I want to show people who Dwight Howard really is. I genuinely love being around people and giving people joy. I look forward to giving people a lot of joy, a lot of smiles and a lot of wins.”



Fright Coward aka Smiley Cyrus

Don't disrespect Miley with that comparison. She more trill than Soft Shoe Howard.

 

[USSInsiders]

:trippyrozay:

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I wonder how many babies he's gonna make in Houston... :shhh:

Texas women

 

[-InFeRnO-]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

:trippyrozay:

 

[The G.O.D II]

:trippyrozay:

Thats Harden doofus:katt:

 

[Soundwave]

That H Town network....LA is cool, but sometimes the bread ain't thick enough


You gotta get that Texas Toast

:harden::harden::harden:

 

[Box Cutta]

This dude has a lot of nerve....relying on mysticism....

 

[Taadow]

Houston = Goldie

Lakers = Pretty Tony

The bytch chose him. You know the game.

$35 Million, right? (35 million CASH MONEH)

plus 7 million...(plus the 1 million I gave him?)

Right, that's 35+1+7 Muthafucca can you sign THAT??

 

[El Jefe]

this guy dwight is a douche

he should have signed n stayed wit the lakers ,just for that extra year in LA just to pay off his child support for the rest of his career

he could have been impregnated another 20 bytches n been good

the howard legacy would have been set

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I think I might need to take a trip to Houston

 

[blackzeus]

nikka came into our city and his eyes lit up when he saw these thick fine women He should've just said that, instead of interpreting business cards as a sign from the heavans.



If he wanted to be a star, he should've kept his ass in L.A. tho. Football rules the day down here playboi . nikka gonna be trying to get in the club talking about "I'm on J.J. and Arian's list.... let me in "

Not even, Texans don't f*ck with b*tch azz nikkas, he gon' be on Johnny Mantzel's list

 

[Greenhornet]

everyone left houston for denver because houston is a piece of shyt

 

[USSInsiders]

Thats Harden doofus:katt:

:ohword: Really, I had no clue.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Fixed. You know the nikka ain't gon' be able to wait that long before having another baby

Duly noted