Easiest Job You Ever Had

[Deuterion]

Cybersecurity analyst.

Fun + pays well = easy

Until yall getting DDOS’d and it’s the most stressful job in the world.

 

[Payroll]

Charged kids in remedial to do their homework.

50 a pop ....I was getting fly in my final year of school....many lucrative ventures

 

[Ciggavelli]

When I was in high school I worked in the money room at Stew Leonard’s (a NY and CT grocery store). All I did was count money all day, listen to music and rake in $15 an hour at age 17 and 18 (this was 2000 and 2001 too). I felt like I was balling....hahaha. I was like, Mom, I don’t even have a high school diploma yet, and I make more than you (she worked at Mailbox etc)

Such an easy job

 

[Warren Moon]

Lifeguard

Smoke a blunt, then watch females all day

I got my boy a job doing it . First day was on a rainy day. We smoked an 8th of kush and got paid $17hr to chill! Nikka couldn’t believe how easy it was.

Lots of ppl dk that when your guarding, your only in the chair for half the day. The other half you can do whatever u want. So an hour in the chair an hour chilling. 8 hour work day was only 4 hours.

On my hours off, I was smashing bytches I met at the pool and come back to work. Most the lifeguards were white but once I told my boys about we took over that pool the next summer. Smoking weed and fukkin hoes


Job can never be beat!

 

[2CT]

i've actually had quite a few easy jobs in my life but i gotta say Uber Eats

everything about the shyt is just easy as hell, you make your own hours so i ain't ever committed to shyt or having to cancel plans with people cause of work

i walk up in restaurants and chop it up with people for 2 mins then grab a bag of food and dip, a lot of the times they be nice as hell offering me free drinks and shyt if i have to wait for the food

then i drop it off and only have interact with the customers for like 10 secs tops it only gets a little tricky when people order and want you to walk up in their complex and use codes for access and shyt but i ain't in a big city so that's rare

most of the time i'm in my car so i do what i want while i'm delivering, drink beer, smoke, knock my subs, hit up corner stores in between rides or whatever

also you find a lot of dope restaurants doing it, this bad Asian chick made an order from a Thai bar i never heard of and now i fukk with that bar heavy

not to mention my approval rate is like 98% shyt is the easier than a muhfukka

 

[seabreeze80]

Data Entry at local medical facility. Made $2000 every 2 weeks and listened to music all day because there was barely enough work to do.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

Cybersecurity analyst.

Fun + pays well = easy

Did u just work at a SOC and watch splunk all shift . Teache me what I need to do

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Security guard at this independent living home for older ppl n bouncer at silk lounge in dwntwn Hartford.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Did u just work at a SOC and watch splunk all shift . Teache me what I need to do

Yes we look at a lot of splunk

But we work with a myriad of tools to investigate incidences.

Microsoft Certified Solutions Associate (MCSA) Certification | Microsoft Learning


Take microsoft sysadmin course and get some linux administration k,knowledge as well


Learn powershell in amd out.

A lot of bad guys love building malware that calls out to powershell cmdlts and scripts to execute their code because powershell is a normal windows application so it looms benign at the first glance.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Until yall getting DDOS’d and it’s the most stressful job in the world.

Thats why your firm should have proper ddos controls at play.

Loadbalancers, automatic threshold detectors on their proxies etc etc.

 

[Yade]

Sick as fukk right now but I still came to my work

In my car trying to stay warm as we speak

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Worked at a movie theater as a projectionist when they switched over to digital film. Managers didn't trust the software to run it cuz it was new so I just sat in the booth and watched movies in case something happened.

If the movie stopped for whatever reason I'd just press play. If that didn't work they'd have to call the techs at the company that built the software.

I was gonna say how my easiest job was being a projectionist in the film era but damn There was a bit of running if I had to handle all 18 projectors but other than that the shyt was still easy as hell I used to do homework or watch movies from the window after the last show started

 

[MoveForward]

I put wood chips in a huge industrial washing machine and when they got done I out them in a dryer. The dryer took like 4 or 5 hours to dry a load. I was in college at the time so I took the time to study.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

right now I work for Amazon but out of the whole warehouse they have me outside doing traffic control and I literally just sit on a chair


Making $15 a hour doing literally nothing

Didn’t have to work in the warehouses during peak

How did u get that position ?

 

[UberEatsDriver]

right now I work for Amazon but out of the whole warehouse they have me outside doing traffic control and I literally just sit on a chair


Making $15 a hour doing literally nothing

Didn’t have to work in the warehouses during peak

Doorman of a building in the Garment district of Manhattan.

Everyone was cool and all i did was sit at a desk. Perfect job while I was an undergrad. Plus the Christmas money tips were......