Eat at KFC Brehs (Update-KFC tests "Rat" and calls :duck: on breh)

[Larry Lobster]

Prob one of those damn African s

stfu cac

 

[mannyrs13]

I blame the colonel. I always knew there was something wrong about him. Like he was a fake. That thread about him being creepy confirmed my suspicions. Here he is giving a statement about the incident.

 

[IllustratorMike]

That Pinky and The Brain special

 

[KingsOfKings]

 

[Turk]

Prob one of those damn African s

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

I shouldn't of opened this thread before eating some chicken and gravy

Definitely shouldn't of opened the spoiler too

 

[Figdcotton]

Yea clearly only a nikka from watts still eat KFC.. All da damn chicken spots in la and dis nikka eating wit fukkin colonel sanders

 

[Lakers Offseason]

No doubt. My mans used to work at Dairy Queen while we were in high school, and I used to stop by and kick it, and he'd be doing all kinds a foul ass shyt to the food talkin' about "picture me giving a fukk, when they pay me minimum wage and Im serving nothing but fat honkys all day".

But for this KFC shyt, you mean to tell me a nicca grabbed a live or dead rat, and by hand rolled it around in some seasoning and flour and cooked it? Thats either a dedicated troll, or a far out nicca cause that would be depraved. Just evidence that the chicken aint made at KFC, but prolly in some fukked up lab and shipped to restaurants. A rat prolly snuck in somewhere in the process.

Could be any of those scenarios.

But I wouldn't put it past people to intentionally do some foul shyt like that.

I remember a story of this dude stuffing a dead cockroach in a cheesteak sandwich back in HS. It was a a spot where people went to for late night munchies after a night of drinking. Some drunk dude ate that shyt

So yeah, it would not surprise me.

 

[Hi!]

I think breh took a bite out of the head

Spoiler

 

[Wild self]

That Pinky and The Brain special

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Rat King coming after KFC's ass now

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I don't do fast food.

Back in high school, I was working as a Skycap @ LAX.

One of the guys that I worked with had a 2nd job at Taco Bell.


Dude used to tell me some disgusting stories.

He told me he used to roll up burritos like he was making a blunt.....licking the shell and everything

Just on some clown shyt.



Even told me he shytted in the beans once.

Stay out of them places, brehs

 

[Snoopy Loops]

The comments under the Worldstar video for this had me dead.

"Left my nikka crispy son. fukked up world b...
-NY nikka"

"all NY nikkas logged off and went to the funeral"

"THESE ARE DARK TIMES FOR NY nikkaS FIRST CHINX NOW SQUEAKS"

"I know Ny nikkas happy they ain gotta go huntin for food no more . They can go right to KFC .. Jus ask for the "splinter combo"

etc.

my goodness, these nikkas right here.

 

[LeftCoast]

wish that was me. dude finna get a fat check.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

@HookersandIceCream would LOVE that

A rat lives your smelly mother's p*ssy, rent free!