Eating p*ssy made my eye bleed

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Ight brehs I got a story to tell

I was travelling out of state this weekend to have a mini vacation and meet up with this female (I don't have pics and I'm not taking screenshots of her snapchat)

Spent most of the time blowing her back out. Ate her out a few times during foreplay

Woke up on Sunday and there was some blood around my eye. At this point I was like "fukk it, prolly just scratched me last night" and I had to pack, check out, and get ready for my return trip :manny:

9 hours later this shyt is still bleeding and it looks like it's coming directly out of my eye. My bus is about to pull up but I notice the blood again in a mirror and I'm lowkey freaked out about it, thinking that shyt would've stopped that morning :lupe:

Check those medical websites and none of them explain blood straight up leaking out of your eye socket, except one that says it should be treated ASAP or might lead to permanent vision loss :damn:

I think "fukk it" again, call 911, bail on my non-refundable greyhound ticket, pull up to the emergency room and wait to be seen by the eye doctor

He runs a bunch of tests, then tells me "your actual eye is fine but there's a bunch of abrasions around your eyelid. Put some neosporin around it and chill for a few days"

It was from rubbing up against her shaved p*ssy while giving head :shaq2:

Say no to eating p*ssy :shaq2:
 

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You eat p*ssy, you are winning from that alone. Maybe she used an old razor. And if you got that, she most likely will he very bad hair bumps. And needs to exfoliate her cootchie too.... hair bumps are the worst.

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Now you most certainly should still eat p*ssy. Cause dudes who lick the stamp, gets licked back more than dudes who don’t. Don’t be scared to get back in there, like Aaliyah said: Try again.
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You eat p*ssy, you are winning from that alone. Maybe she used an old razor. And if you got that, she most likely will he very bad hair bumps. And needs to exfoliate her cootchie too.... hair bumps are the worst.

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Now you most certainly should still eat p*ssy. Cause dudes who lick the stamp, gets licked back more than dudes who don’t. Don’t be scared to get back in there, like Aaliyah said: Try again.
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Ok I admit I'm still gonna do it, I just added the last part for fukkery lol :lolbron:
 

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OP gonna be slide 4 on the health teacher's STD slideshow once the gonorrhea is his eye becomes malignant. Eat p*ssy brehs. Eat the p*ssy of randoms brehs
 

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nikkas rookies eating p*ssy.

how ur eyes get red?
I could understand your nose but eye? :comeon: Unless it was a fat bytch and her belly was pushing her fat 5 o'clock shadow on your face this is highly unlikely. I'm a seasoned vet at eating p*ssy. I'm just saying... sounds like you was eating ass :ufdup:
 
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