Eddie Murphy Explains How That Tranny Ended Up In His Car(1997)

[Mac Ten]

MJ put himself in the same situation twice. He should’ve stop having sleepovers with cac children after the first case, but he did it again anyway. That one’s on him.

MJ’s weakness was that he wore his heart on his shoulder….sad but true

Thankfully that Macaulay Culkin kept it trill about him And told the truth. Evan Chandler and Wade Robson can burn in hell for lying.

I’m glad that he actually cared for the kids unlike R. Kelly.


Them ofays were salty that MJ killed em and outsmarted them in the game and they killed him.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Seen it happen to military brehs, so I believe it

 

[Rekkapryde]

They might fool you from afar, but once they get up close you can't tell Eddie?

and this ain't the surgeons of today either.

maybe it was dome damn good makeup.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

They might fool you from afar, but once they get up close you can't tell Eddie?

and this ain't the surgeons of today either.

maybe it was dome damn good makeup.

Eddie knew.He'd hit that West Hollywood block a gazillion times before.Like it was more important than water, man.

 

[karim]

It might sound like he’s doing a lot of juelzing but here’s what I think really happened-

• I think Eddie was out looking for some p*ssy

• Eddie saw what he really thought was just a little Hawaiian girl selling p*ssy and scooped “her” up

• He then gets pulled over only to find out from the cops that it was actually a tranny he picked up

• He then comes up with the “I was just giving a ride to what I thought was a woman, story, in an attempt to save both his marriage from cheating, and his reputation of being an alleged fakkit.

This is what I believe happened. I do not think breh went out looking for a tranny.

If you go out to get something to read at 4 o'clock at night and then pick up what looks like a pretty hawaian girl crying to give her a ride and then get stopped by the police and it turns out the pretty hawaian girl is a tranny selling bussy, you might as well just accept your L because nobody is going to believe that shyt

 

[karim]

As someone who lives in Atlanta. It could literally happen to anybody. Ive seen what i thought was a "woman" numerous times. Until they get closer



Wasnt looking to give them a ride. But if i was single i could probably fall for the scheme long enough for them to make it in to my car temporarily. Difference is i wouldnt hesitate to have a change of heart once i realize who they really are

We all know you'd coerce them for sex with a gun on your nightstand

 

[Yaboysix]

Smh...nygga was better off saying "I WAS trying to pick up a Bytch for some pwussy and she turned out to be a man, ok! Damn!"

This storm is worse and is always in the back of our minds.


Next time get the assistant to get the pwussy...I'm sure he knows that now lol

 

[Zostrianos]

MJ’s weakness was that he wore his heart on his shoulder….sad but true

Thankfully that Macaulay Culkin kept it trill about him And told the truth. Evan Chandler and Wade Robson can burn in hell for lying.

I’m glad that he actually cared for the kids unlike R. Kelly.


Them ofays were salty that MJ killed em and outsmarted them in the game and they killed him.

Eddie lied and MJ was lying too.

 

[Still Benefited]

We all know you'd coerce them for sex with a gun on your nightstand

If you wanted my attention,saying hello also works. Although im not sure why a grown man would constantly seek another mans attention on a message board. But continue to be you if that makes you happy

 

[Shadow King]

Especially with TODAY’s “technology”

The surgeries today make it harder to tell, not easier. 80/90s Eddie knew what he was doing.

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

The surgeries today make it harder to tell, not harder. 80/90s Eddie knew what he was doing.

 

[Shadow King]

Harder to tell someone else to stay careful

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Anyone familiar with L.A. geography then and to an extent now knows Figueroa or Sunset are ho (women) strolls. Santa Monica Blvd. has always be the ladyboys stroll. There's no way remotely feasible Eddie Murphy didn't know what he was doing.

When I got my 1st car fresh out of high school, I was going to Universal Studios. Going up Highland, I got to Santa Monica Blvd and saw a group of 6 bytches standing in a group. One of my boys says "You see them bytches, turn that way" I quickly obliged with the face. As we pulled up on them, we quickly saw a group of broad shouldered, Adams apple having, deep voice individuals saying "Hey".

I must've sped away going 60 on a boulevard I would later find out that that was their headquarters and had been for years. Eddie wasn't foolin nobody but out of towners with that BS story

 

[DaddyFresh]

The only part of the story that works in his favor is that it’s hard to believe a young rich famous man would entertain the idea of having sex with a streetwalker

Deshaun Watson? My god you are naive af lmao. Diddy was arranging freak offs from Craigslist. Almost every sex walked on there too lmao.

 

[DaddyFresh]

Wow, his explanation only confirms his degeneracy lmao . Excuse only a momma would buy lmaooo