Elden Ring (PS4,XB1,PC,PS5,XSX,SW2) (February 25th, 2022)

[Tribaligenesis]

Well, after spending like 5 hours on Melania, there is nothing fun about this fight. It's all just cheap shyt by her. There is nothing fair about anything she does. I don't even know where to begin with this garbage. The fact that she can pull an attack out of thin air (anytime, anyplace) that can one-shot you no matter where in the arena you are is pure horseshyt.

I've only gotten to her 2nd phase once, and took half her life in like 5 seconds with Corpse Piler before choking a heal. Feel like that phase gonna be way easier than her first, but probably just got lucky. And that's what this fight is gonna boil down to: pure luck. You just have to pray she doesn't do Waterfowl. Before I even knew there was a 2nd phase, I had her down to like 2 hits a few times. One time I went in for a jump attack and nope. She rose right up into Waterfowl. Dead. Trash.

And don't get me started on the input reading. Like I said, all cheap shyt in this fight. Nothing fair. I don't know why they insist on doing shyt like that. But whatever. I'll kill her cheating ass at some point tomorrow and wash my hands of her.

Use Tsiche instead of your mimic, his ability actually lowers her healing factor and overall healt bar

 

[Animal House]

People really be on some of it was hard for then it is for you type shyt


I’m by far not some Soul god but I’m running the fade on a few areas deemed “hard”


And yeah I was playing when I said I broke the game and right on time here y’all come

 

[MeachTheMonster]

People really be on some of it was hard for then it is for you type shyt


I’m by far not some Soul god but I’m running the fade on a few areas deemed “hard”


And yeah I was playing when I said I broke the game and right on time here y’all come

Naw we was just laughing cause lots of people had that experience. You can get over leveled early on but you will get tested eventually.

 

[RoidJonesJr]

Melania is the only boss left to get the platinum. I promised myself I wasn't gonna use summons (used twice for godskin duo/mogh) but this fight is some bullshyt. I'm gonna rest up and go at it again. Corpse Piler does damage I just gotta avoid taking damage now.

 

[Lord-Yosh]

Melania is the only boss left to get the platinum. I promised myself I wasn't gonna use summons (used twice for godskin duo/mogh) but this fight is some bullshyt. I'm gonna rest up and go at it again. Corpse Piler does damage I just gotta avoid taking damage now.

If you used a summon for godskin duo im not getting the hesitation here

 

[RoidJonesJr]

If you used a summon for godskin duo im not getting the hesitation here

I felt cheap using a summon. It's just an ego thing.

 

[Lord-Yosh]

I felt cheap using a summon. It's just an ego thing.

It's a game mechanic bro no shame in it. It's not like you're using a cheese.

 

[Methodical]

Doing Latenna Questline.

At Ensha

 

[Methodical]

Hey coli brehs.

I'm at Divine Bridge place but why I couldn't pull the lever? Am I missing something?

 

[Methodical]

Hey coli brehs. @taker597 @Lord-Yosh @South Paw @Gizmo_Duck @Tribaligenesis @Batsute

I'm at Divine Bridge, Why can't I pull the lever? Am I missing something?

 

[Romell]

Just bodied Placidusax, Mogh, Malenia & Fortisaxx in 2 hours

Malenia was giving me that work all weekend, but today I came to take heads off shoulders

 

[Methodical]

Just beat Magma Wyrm Makar boss on first try.

 

[Lord-Yosh]

Hey coli brehs. @taker597 @Lord-Yosh @South Paw @Gizmo_Duck @Tribaligenesis @Batsute

I'm at Divine Bridge, Why can't I pull the lever? Am I missing something?

Beat the game a few times and never got that shyt to work

 

[KushSkywalker]

pretty sure you gotta activate that from the bottom, you aren't meant to actually be exploring that area off the teleport.

 

[The Frozen One]

Well, after spending like 5 hours on Melania, there is nothing fun about this fight. It's all just cheap shyt by her. There is nothing fair about anything she does. I don't even know where to begin with this garbage. The fact that she can pull an attack out of thin air (anytime, anyplace) that can one-shot you no matter where in the arena you are is pure horseshyt.

I've only gotten to her 2nd phase once, and took half her life in like 5 seconds with Corpse Piler before choking a heal. Feel like that phase gonna be way easier than her first, but probably just got lucky. And that's what this fight is gonna boil down to: pure luck. You just have to pray she doesn't do Waterfowl. Before I even knew there was a 2nd phase, I had her down to like 2 hits a few times. One time I went in for a jump attack and nope. She rose right up into Waterfowl. Dead. Trash.

And don't get me started on the input reading. Like I said, all cheap shyt in this fight. Nothing fair. I don't know why they insist on doing shyt like that. But whatever. I'll kill her cheating ass at some point tomorrow and wash my hands of her.

fukk that bytch. Did you beat her. I got stuck outside her arena as well and finally moved on.