Elden Ring Will Aged Like Wombat Turds

[Deafheaven]

Abhorrent, trash dookie ass thread.

I've logged like 4-500 hours in this masterpiece.

 

[Loose]

Terrible thread

 

[Diunx]

Imagine having such a shytty opinion and then making it public.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Imagine having such a shytty opinion and then making it public.

I'm the same marsupial who put Battlebit as one of my GOTY

 

[Animal House]

I got about 200 hours logged in between 2 characters and that’s light for me. Game is literally crack rocks, a nikka had to detox from this

 

[Neuromancer]

nikka fell for the okie doke with this story less game.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Game ain't a 10 (minimum 9 tho), but this it ain't my Mursupial Breh. You on your own with this one

 

[Diondon]

Never knew there were so many Souls stans

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Elden Ring is GOAT status but one thing i will agree on is that the open world doesn’t add much to the souls experience. The best parts of the games are the legacy dungeons. Open world feels like every other open world game with a ton of copy and pasted filler content.

 

[Batsute]

Elden Ring is GOAT status but one thing i will agree on is that the open world doesn’t add much to the souls experience. The best parts of the games are the legacy dungeons. Open world feels like every other open world game with a ton of copy and pasted filler content.

Verticality would fix a lot of the issues I have with Elden Ring. There’s no reason that you be able to climb mountains for exploration or bosses for battle depth.

The camera is horrid with Astel and Fire Giant.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Verticality would fix a lot of the issues I have with Elden Ring. There’s no reason that you be able to climb mountains for exploration or bosses for battle depth.

The camera is horrid with Astel and Fire Giant.

The camera is the boss for a number of those bigger fights, especially the dragons.

I also hate how Astel and a lot of the big boss battles are repeated in the open world.

 

[The Pledge]

Gameplay wise, this shyt is damn near flawless.

I’m not even a souls like stan. I suck at most of them shyts honestly but Elden Ring for almost 300 hours outta me.

That game is piff, up there with Chrono Trigger.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Nice try

 

[kaldurahm]

Sekiro is a way better game. The open world for elden ring is the worst part

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Sekiro is a way better game. The open world for elden ring is the worst part

That's what I'm saying but I'm getting treated like the red haired wombat of such arguments. Why is there platforming in a Souls game . That's what frustrated me along with the overall design of the open world. Otherwise, its a 7/10 at best. I don't get the overhype of such a game when, I guarantee you, there's going to be a Soulslike game that will make folks go back into this thread and apologize to the marsupial. Its a gaming perspective thingie.

• Hype
• One poor soul point out A
• They get shytted on
• The flaws are seeking through after a year and some change
• "So and so game showing its age"
• The poor soul from the grave screaming "I TOLD YOU SO"

I'm not even shytting on the game, I'm just being real that the experience went from "WHEW" to "yeahhh this game is overstaying its welcome". I get it, the overall appeal is appealing, but calling it a masterpiece when you have moments where you got to climb shyt with the wonky ass jump mechanics, and go into isolated areas with no rhyme and reason, and collect crafting material that just sits there because your build is not on par with what's in the inventory is ridiculous.