*interview*
reporter: Elon just took a crap on your bill.

trumps (accordion hands) ive met him a few times maybe.

reporter: sir he ran doge for you........

trump: youre a nasty woman you know that......nasty!

reporter: he poured a quarter billion into you.

trump: he never rigged the voting machines for me.....fake news!

reporter: huh?

trump: huh?

reporter: is miller's wife leaving him for musk.

trump: if so millers too weak for this job.

reporter: sir

trump: (accordion hands) people are calling him a cuck.

trump: i'm not saying it......alot of people are saying it.

reporter: so about elon?

trump: were gonna have to see if he's here legally.