Embarrassing story time :[

havoc00

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So I went to summer hockey camp at Bowling Green University like 4-5 years ago. We stayed in the dorms, and I cant shyt in public bathrooms I just can't. so I started shytting in black trash bags and stored them under my bed to dispose of between 3 and 5am when everyone is asleep, but the smell seeps as each hour passes and you hear people walking past your room saying "eugh what the fukk is that smell i'm going to call the Head of College in case it's a burst pipe", and he comes to investigate and realizes it's coming from your room.

I was threatened to be sent home, but when they called my parents they talked em into letting me stay the rest of the time
 
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Wait, if everyone is sleep during 3-5am, why not go to the restroom then? :yeshrug: Or at least use the trash bag at 3-5 then dispose of the contents immediately in the toilet and toss the bag in the garbage? :wtf:
 

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cant shyt in a public bathroom but can shyt in public in a trash bag?

youre an episode of hoarders waiting to happen :scusthov:
 
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