!!Emergency!! My first ever subconjunctival hemorrhage

[audemarzz]

Fuk Fuk Fuk Fuk I clicked the spoiler thru someone elses message FUkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[Stir Fry]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Your mother failed at teaching u hygiene

 

[pickles]

Spoiler Alert:

That is not going to clear up by Thursday.

I had one, it took about a week.

ETA: at that fingernail. Wtf son?

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[Neil Tyson]

This is the same dude with the bullet train finger. We said trim your dirty fukking nails and you still behaving like a bum putting that shyt under your eyelid.

 

[WickedSkengman]

Your mother failed at teaching u heigine

ive never seen a human being so proud of being so dirty before in my life. imagine the stench that must come off him. his body is falling apart. he lives in america he has no excuse. 3rd world kids with no access to clean water are more hygenic than him.

 

[Big Daddy]

I swear I thought you were talking about something sexually transmitted at first....

Nah breh breh

 

[YvrzTrvly]

God damn i saw user name and thought you had an anus hemorrhage.

I clicked the spoiler anyway

 

[Big Daddy]

Um instead of going to the hospital your posting on the coli? Ok...

A Coli visit is much cheaper

Plus I figure everybody's had one of these things, somebody here can give some concrete advice

 

[Big Daddy]

You got beat up breh?

@WickedSkengman

 

[Big Daddy]

Probably from touching that nasty finger to your eye

I thought it was broken blood vessels

 

[Big Daddy]

Geezus khrist, nikka yo whole physical being is just status. Wtf lol

It really isn't breh. Idk where this came from but I need to get rid of it
I got hoes and fans ouchea in the world!! Like, literally!! They can't see me like this

 

[WickedSkengman]

@WickedSkengman

you got red eye.

 

[Mowgli]

I used to see kids in school with these all the time. Ive seen people out in public with them, too. And I always be like

But now, the tables have turned and IM the one

Brehs who've had one before, what do I do about this sh!t

How I do I get this ugly sh!t to clear up FAST

(Need it cleared by thursday)

Spoiler

[\spoiler]

Keep your guard up and stop getting punched in the eye

That or take a shower on the weekend and stop lounging around the house scratching that sour butt and rubbing your eye. You can get infections like that.