Rihanna just hit me on the text
Last night I left hickeys on her neck
This was a wack way to open it. Everyone knows this shyt isn't true
Wait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexed
Insult me in a line, compliment me on the next
Paying respect to a "legend", he had to do it. MGK is saying you USED to be good Em.
Damn, I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
Was watchin' 8 Mile on my NordicTrack
Realized I forgot to call you back
Here's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter cap
Not bad but not exactly a haymaker
Stan, Stan, son, listen, man, Dad isn't mad
But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun
And have a man-bun?
Dad isn't mad was a cool little line, but rhyming damn gun and man bun? I thought Em was the punchline god. What is the connection between damn gun and man buns? It's not even a hard rhyme. Of course the stans thought this was a knock out bar
The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable
Supplyin' smoke, got the fire stoked
Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
There we go. Em is warming up
Your reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo!"
So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines ("Slim, you're old")—ow, Kelly, ooh
But I'm 45 and I'm still outselling you
ow Kelly ooh? The fukk Em. This is your Rap god. Outselling is a petty topic, so I guess it ties the bars together but we don't give a fukk Em everyone knows this shyt
By 29 I had three albums that had blew
Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
Go in someone's daughter's mouth stealin' food
Not a popularity contest Em. Just because you said you didn't steal food from MGK doesn't make it true. This isn't really hitting either
But you're a fukkin' mole hill
Now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!
Em has a corny bar quota of at least 5 per song and this was one of them. Of course he screamed this one too.
Ho, chill, actin' like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow
Gunner? bytch, you ain't a bow and arrow
Not bad. Not incredible but not bad.
Say you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead (brrt)
Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still (hold up)
Hold steel. Yeah we get it Em. But I guarantee 90 percent of his fanbase didn't and they still say he won.
Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
What the fukk's in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?
'Cause I'm takin' a shyt in 'em, Kelly, I need reading material
…Dictionary…
Can you say struggle bars? Em is RAMBLING on this shyt.
"Yo, Slim, your last four albums sucked
Go back to Recovery," oh shoot, that was three albums ago
What do you know? Oops
Know your facts before you come at me, lil' goof
Maybe he's counting Shady XV or bad meets evil. Maybe it was unintentional. Either way who can blame him, we stopped paying attention after MMLP2
Luxury, oh, you broke, bytch? Yeah, I had enough money in '02
To burn it in front of you, ho
Younger me? No, you're the wack me, it's funny but so true
I'd rather be 80-year-old me than 20-year-old you
More money popularity bars, and they aint hitting hard at all. Who the fukk cares Em? 80 year old me than 20 year old you? You know Em was in the booth thinking this was the hardest shyt lmao
Til I'm hitting old age
Still can fill a whole page with a ten-year-old's rage
Got more fans than you in your own city, lil' kiddy, go play
Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
Ramble bars again, the got more fans line is hard though, but he's average 1 good line every 4 bars about now
Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day
Shootin' a video just to fukkin' dig your own grave
Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
Good lines can't hate
You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Facts, but we gotta acknowledge part of the reason Em's next to them is his white privilege in the rap game. Musically he doesn't touch either of them
Next to Taylor Swift and that Iggy ho, you about to really blow
Pretty decent line but Iggy was right about name dropping
Kelly, they'll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino—die, motherfukker!
Like the last motherfukker sayin' Hailie in vain
Does Em ever shut the fukk up about Hailie? I understand MGK referenced her but still. She's over 18 Em get over it. She must be embarrassed by this shyt. And wow Ja and Benzino. You really went after some a1 spitters and destroyed them Em
Alien brain, you Satanist (yeah)
Ramble line and a dumb diss
My biggest flops are your greatest hits
Facts
The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks
So before I slay this bytch I, mwah, give Jade a kiss
Gotta wake up Labor Day to this (the fukk?)
Bein' rich-shamed by some prick usin' my name for clickbait
Kinda funny, but hypocritical
In a state of bliss 'cause I said his goddamn name
Now I gotta cock back, aim
Yeah, bytch, pop Champagne to this! (pop)
It's your moment
This is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it
Had to give you a career to destroy it
The career line is probably the hardest line. Hardest set of bars right here
Lethal injection
Go to sleep six feet deep, I'll give you a B for the effort
But if I was three foot 11
You'd look up to me, and for the record
You would suck a dikk to fukkin' be me for a second
Lick a ballsack to get on my channel
Give your life to be as solidified
Just not feelin it brehs.
This mothafukkin' shyt is like Rambo when he's out of bullets
So what good is a fukkin' machine gun when it's out of ammo?
ENOUGH with the gun bars Em!!
Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper
How the fukk can him and I battle?
Em lookin

with this one. MGK isn't even a mumble rapper.
He'll have to fukk Kim in my flannel
I'll give him my sandals
'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow
Shady shadow. Pretty good line
Exhausting, letting off on my offspring
Like a gun barrel, bytch, get off me!
You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see
You're fukkin' salty
MORE gun bars and MORE ramble bars
'Cause Young Gerald's balls-deep inside of Halsey
Facts
Your red sweater, your black leather
You dress better, I rap better
Idk if you rap better anymore breh
That a death threat or a love letter?
Little white toothpick
Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick
Thanks for dissing me
Hard line, then "little white toothpick" who you talking to Em

I just don't like you prick? Sounding like a 12 year old
Now I had an excuse on the mic to write "Not Alike"
But really, I don't care who's in the right
But you're losin' the fight you picked
You started it breh
Who else want it, Kells?
Attempt fails, Budden, L's
Stray at Budden. I hope Budden surgically destroys this fakkit.
fukkin' nails in these coffins as soft as Cottonelle
Killshot, I will not fail, I'm with the Doc still
Nails in these coffins line hard,
Killshot line, you kinda did fail breh
But this idiot's boss pops pills and tells him he's got skills
But, Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits
That he put the hit out that got Pac killed, ah!
Just unnecessary, funny tho
I'm sick of you bein' whack
And still usin' that mothafukkin' Auto-Tune
So let's talk about it (let's talk about it)
I'm sick of your mumble rap mouth
Need to get the cock up out it
He don't mumble breh, unless you're just making a joke about dikks in his mouth. Struggle bars
I'm sick of your blonde hair and earrings
Just 'cause you look in the mirror and think
That you're Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
Don't mean you are, and you're not about it
So just leave my dikk in your mouth and keep my daughter out it
You aint the first human being with blonde hair and earrings breh. Wasn't Sisqo on that wave? Just sounding bitter but like a kid would be.
Long post but I had to be surgical with it to SCIENTIFICALLY PROVE this shyt was weak. This is like 5/10 at best. Em stans take your L, or you can pretend like Em asking what was in MGK's bowl was hard. He named it "Killshot" and it's a 5. This is your "Legend" cacs. Washed up.