Emmitts "5 Things I Thought Of" on Week 1

[iNad925]

5. Nindonagong

Lots of people said his fast spread and wide paced offense wouldn't work in the NFL, but he has proven them wrong. Mike Vicks and Shawn McCoy looked real dangerous with the new plays.

Payton Manning sliced and spiced the new look defenders. If they don't find some more tackles, it will be a long season in Baltimore that ends shorter than last year.

 

[superunknown23]

Nothing beats "The Patriots got debacled tonight" (2008 Superbowl post-game show)... and escape goats

 

[L68]

I know this msg board is shyts and giggles for real so its all good,,,,But you know my post history....As a young lad during the 80s,I remember reading Peter Vecsey sport's column for the NY Post with the face and I was only 8-9 years old. He may have been the first non black person I genuinely hated.....

In a way, he made me the ultimate negro I am today

you must be a blast at partys

 

[yseJ]

Nothing beats "The Patriots got debacled tonight" (2008 Superbowl post-game show)... and escape goats

escape goats is a fukking classic

 

[GatorStaceyAdams]

Yeoooooo




This nikka literally corrects his proper grammer with ebonics

"The offense does look a lot better... Wait I'm sorry I misspoke... The offense 'DO' look a lot better"

 

[En Sabah Nur]

Got a feeling only white boys are laughing at this

Why don't you let go of the misguided illusion that you are clairvoyant or somehow gifted with any sort of instinctive abilities, and stick to the feeling that most suits you? The feeling of your engorged member being grappled in your palm with the fervor of a rabid orangutang while locked away shamefully in a lavatory.

 

[cleanface coney]

@Peter Vecsey

real nikkas know this shyt not funny at all

i seen this thread like 3 times before and i say the same thing everytime

 

[lochead]

Emmitts you's a while muthafuka

 

[Rekkapryde]

5. Nindonagong Su needs to be suspensed. The cheap hit he took at the back of that other guy's back was cheap. I don't care that he said he apologied to the man on the field, it was still an uncalled for move. His reputation pre sees him and he should miss this next week.

4. Colin Kapernickus is real good and his team. The 49ers made short work of the Green Bay on Sunday and steaked their claim as the best team in the division. I read somewhere that Kapernicks was the first 9ers QB to throw 400 times and for 3 TDs ever. Only Joe Montana did for them before.

3. The Lion offense is spectaculous. With Charles Johnson, Reggie Bush and that new tall guy, Detroit has become must see TV. They are truly a skeptical to be hold.

2. Chuck Kelly's offense has the Eagles running high. Lots of people said his fast spread and wide paced offense wouldn't work in the NFL, but he has proven them wrong. Mike Vicks and Shawn McCoy looked real dangerous with the new plays.

5. The Ravens badly need Ray Lewis and Red Reed to come out of retired. They may be the defending champs, but the Baltimore didn't play like one in Denver. Payton Manning sliced and spiced the new look defenders. If they don't find some more tackles, it will be a long season in Baltimore that ends shorter than last year.

 

[Rekkapryde]

54325

I didn't even catch that....

 

[GatorStaceyAdams]

@Peter Vecsey

real nikkas know this shyt not funny at all

i seen this thread like 3 times before and i say the same thing everytime

nikka, we should not be proud that one of ours is up there sounding ignorant as shyt. He should be ridiculed by us. White people see that shyt and they have an innate tendency to think that we all speak like that...


That being said, I would never ever ever laugh or even chuckle at this if I was with any of my white friends

 

[Rekkapryde]

Why don't you let go of the misguided illusion that you are clairvoyant or somehow gifted with any sort of instinctive abilities, and stick to the feeling that most suits you? The feeling of your engorged member being grappled in your palm with the fervor of a rabid orangutang while locked away shamefully in a lavatory.

#datpoc

 

[Rekkapryde]

nikka, we should not be proud that one of ours is up there sounding ignorant as shyt. He should be ridiculed by us. White people see that shyt and they have an innate tendency to think that we all speak like that...


That being said, I would never ever ever laugh or even chuckle at this if I was with any of my white friends

Why not, we can clown them for Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty, and the rest of their people as well... .

But Emmitt as a broadcaster was terrible. Craziest shyt is that when he's speaking and not being a broadcaster, he sounds just fine.

 

[Crack Daniels]

Held it together until I scrolled and saw the pic

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Why don't you let go of the misguided illusion that you are clairvoyant or somehow gifted with any sort of instinctive abilities, and stick to the feeling that most suits you? The feeling of your engorged member being grappled in your palm with the fervor of a rabid orangutang while locked away shamefully in a lavatory.

WACK........