Employment NOPES: Top 3 Jobs You’d Never Work

[EA]

My girl is an assistant principal and I can count on one hand how many times she’s said she had a good week at school in the 2 years since she got promoted. I could never be a teacher

I could never work in sales or a service industry either. I worked in sales for a mobile phone company whilst I was in university and learned early on that having a nikka Moment is very easy when some old white person is cussing you out because they didn’t check if their phone contract included roaming minutes and ended up with a huge bill.

I learned a lot of patience and respect anyone that has to deal with customers.

 

[Kenny West]

Septic Tank worker. Met this fat cac doing that job one time outside a Wawa with the tube of his truck attached to this hole a few yards away from the store, draining gallons of feces into the truck. His whole truck smelled like literal shyt, thus he smelled like literal shyt. Imagine that smell ingrained in your beard. Had the swag of a lifelong trucker. I asked him about the job and said "they better pay you well"

He was just like "yeah..... "

 

[TEH]

Police / anything dangerous

School Teacher / Anything where the public can disrespect you randomly

Anything to do with heights

Anything to do with animals

Anything boring or repetitive

 

[Afrodroid]

Don't know the job title, but the people who do work on broadcast antennas

That's it! @CouldntBeMeTho

 

[Yinny]

Fast food/restaurant

Retail

Teacher

 

[Payday23]

1. Forensic pathologist. - can't disect babies and do autopsies. Especially sexually abused.

2. Police officer. - self explanatory.

3. ER doctor. - self explanatory.

Never thought of the 1st one.


Mortician




One of those people who swim in a shyt tank

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Cop

Cam boy

Nurse. I ain't wiping ass.

 

[Noriega]

Firefighter (also cancer)

Been a firefighter going on 3 years. Literally the best job in the world

I work 3 days a week. Pension, healthcare, get paid to be in shape, ton of off time. Get to help people everyday.

The cancer thing is a serious issue. The materials in modern day homes are full of toxins & carcinogens. It’s a dude I work with who just got diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer, mid 40s..very healthy up until this point but he’s been a FF for 15 years

 

[egsteel]

Crab fisherman

get promised a few stacks per season but don't collect because you disappear mid season.

 

[Noriega]

anything dangerous

I’ve crawled thru a burning apartment and helped pull an older lady out, one of the most rewarding feelings of my life.

Dangerous? Sure, 500 degree heat with pitch black smoke blinding you. That’s what we train hard for

 

[TEH]

I’ve crawled thru a burning apartment and helped pull an older lady out, one of the most rewarding feelings of my life.

Dangerous? Sure, 500 degree heat with pitch black smoke blinding you. That’s what we train hard for

I respect it but not everyone wants to do stuff like that … it takes a lot of different people to run the world.

 

[Bop Gun]

Bathroom Attendant

Uber/Lyft

Garbage Man

 

[Pool_Shark]

A fourth for me would have to be salesman. I'm too real hate pretending like I like people. I can do it and be really good at it but it's all a lie. Give me the hardest physical labor over being a whore and having my charisma be pimped for someone's financial gain. At least with labor my body and mind get stronger, basically getting paid to exercise

 

[east]

Don't know the job title, but the people who do work on broadcast antennas

this sent me down a rabbit hole of watching tower climbing fpvods

 

[jdubnyce]

Don't know the job title, but the people who do work on broadcast antennas

Geese can fly though