Encounters with Crackheads

[patscorpio]

my close encounter with crackheads were the crackhead prostitutes that used to come on to the campus in my undergrad days...they were so bold with it

 

[patscorpio]

I was sitting outside my girls crib at one a.m on blue hill ave....

Arguing with her. And she wouldn't come outside. Blue hill is one of the hottest streets in the city and my girl was pissing me off....

Then my car door opens and this random bich I've never seen in my life sits down in three passenger seat.

Me: what the.. Who the fuuuck are you?

Her: baby calm down calm down i thought u wanted some head

Me: bich no chill before u get me arrested, get out of the car.

This bich had missing teeth, Red eyes .. And just overall larry holmes status

Her: but baby let me get some money five dollars and ill give u head or let u fukk..

me: get out of the car now please

Her: ok can i have that change right there tho? (i had mad quarters)

So i shove the change at her and she opens the door, then she goes

"can i have that bottle of water to?"

Ok i lost it.... I threw the water at her and told her to get the fukk out of the car before i fukked her up and she ran out the car.

Next thing i see some random hooded black dude make contact with her then start walking towards my car, then he takes an ABRUPT right turn as im pulling off and i get pulled over by undercover police..

Cop starts saying I'm in a known crackhead and prostitution area....
Look brehs i straight told that cop the whole story he started laughing but trying to hide it and shook his head.... And he let me go.

lol good ol mattapan..my girl lives like 3 mins away from that fukking street...I hate driving on that shyt..and you fukked up for leaving your doors unlocked..you could've got got

 

[QuintessentialBM]

This episode happened at my old casino job. A little side story... This same chick got an acquaintance of mine fired because she flashed him her DD(surgically enhanced)breast by the restrooms(where the cameras couldn't catch the shot, but they fired him anyways even after she told management that she did it willingly). This was a white 5'9, 40-something year old prostitute that looked 60-something because the drugs messed her up that bad. Anyways, this woman tried to holla at me on like 3 occasions. Not that I wanted to talk to her anyways, but the first occasion I couldn't talk to her because I was busy with late night rush, but this crackhead was telling my co-workers how fine I was and how she wanted to f**k me. Like I said, I ended up avoiding that situation that night, but a month later, she caught up with me on the casino floor........ She sees me and walks up.......


me:

her: Hey sexy......

me: (slowly) hey.........

her: What time do you get off?

me: 7am(I worked overnights)


She proceeds to hug me so I can feel her t***ies on my chest and giving me f**k faces. I kinda wanted to cop a feel but my co-workers was watching the scene unfold and I didn't this crackhead prostitute getting me fired..... She starts whispering in my ear. She basically said I can f**k when every I wanted. I had to get back to work and my nosey a** female SUP was LHMFWAO saw EVERYTHING, so I stopped her rape fantasy in mid-stream(because this b***h was READY!!!!!)and went back to work. I guess she was geeked because she didn't remember that night when I saw her again......

The last incident, she wanted me to play because her pimp was looking for her to do a trick so this chick wanted me to take her home but I couldn't because I didn't get off until 7am but I said if she was still around I would take her home after work.... She offered me money and p***y... Well, she didn't make it... Her pimp caught up with her around 6am and dragged her a** off.... I shed 1 tear.....

 

[flea]

When I was 19 I was cooking and selling rock. One of my J's once came and tried to buy a $50 slab with a keyboard. My patna's cousin was tryna make beats at the time so I took it. I just thought it was weird this nikka was walkin around the hood with a keyboard

 

[OPTiMO]

I have a crackhead breh who comes and cleans the cans off my balcony sometimes. Dudes on parole, living with his mom down the street. He eats well off all the beer drank at my crib, i even bought him a 40 once and chopped it up with him. Gave him 20$ once bcuz i felt bad for him.

 

[ugksam]

I have a crackhead breh who comes and cleans the cans off my balcony sometimes. Dudes on parole, living with his mom down the street. He eats well off all the beer drank at my crib, i even bought him a 40 once and chopped it up with him. Gave him 20$ once bcuz i felt bad for him.

one day you are gonna come home and all your shyt is gonna be gone.

 

[OPTiMO]

one day you are gonna come home and all your shyt is gonna be gone.

I live on the 3rd story and happen to lock my door you fat inbred fakkit

 

[ugksam]

I live on the 3rd story and happen to lock my door you fat inbred fakkit

dont get mad at me cause that crackhead scoped your whole place out already

 

[JulesWinfield]

Me and my cousin were smokin a spliff on the steps and this bytch at the house next door peeps over the fence and asks if she could have a smoke. We told her we didn't have any. She hit us with the like "i can see you smoking right now." we told her it was a spliff and she was like "oh okay. well do you guys have?" my cousin looks at her like "what you want " she's like "one hard" i didn't realize she was a crackhead till she said that my cousin told her nah and she fukked off. next thing we know we hear her and the two guys she was with breaking into the house next door. cars kept showing up and parking in the back the rest of the night. i swear they were running a train on that bytch