Enough Trump threads. Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

[omnifax]

I'll go with werewolf as long as I have complete control over when I transform. I can exist among the normies and not worry.

 

[Starman]

Vampires live forever, but can't taste food?

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

Vamp pros:

• You can seduce anyone
• Super-strength and speed
• Immortality
• Enhanced Senses
• Stylish capes (optional)

Vamp cons:

• Lots of ways to permanently be put down.
• Insatiable need to consume blood
• Can't taste food
• No sunlight
• Pale ass skin

Wolf pros:

• Transform into an unstoppable beast
• Strong as shyt
• Literally a wolf!
• Become alpha, women can smell the pheromones you emit

Wolf cons:

• Wolfsbane will leave you feeling like a pup
• Silver kills you
• So does fire
• No stylish capes

Vampires get p*ssy breh, plus that white privilege ?

I'd be a werewolf though, they got crazy beards, look like nikkas from philly, pause

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I am a vampire. I drink the blood of unicorns.

 

[全能の神]

Vampires live forever, but can't taste food?

I've heard that blood tastes amazing to vampires. Though you might get tired of the taste after a couple hundred years

 

[KingSlime]

Werewolf. Vampires have too many restrictions. Can't go out in the sunlight, can't get inside a house unless explicitly invited in, can't even eat no damn garlic . Full moons might end up becoming a pain though

 

[Hejdå]

Vampires get p*ssy breh, plus that white privilege ?

I'd be a werewolf though, they got crazy beards, look like nikkas from philly, pause

I'd be gully like the nikka from underworld

 

[Athenna]

Vampire. So I could suck people dry.

 

[全能の神]

Vampire. So I could suck people dry.

Well you don't have to be a vampire to...........nvm

 

[ZoeGod]

Vampire. So I could suck people dry.

Jokes aside I'd be a hybrid word to Klaus.

 

[Athenna]

Well you don't have to be a vampire to...........nvm

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

i'm black... so definitely a vampire... with no pale skin i'd look exactly the same and fukk daylight.. let me live the nightlife


any bad bytches, bite them and they riding with me forever

any family/friends, i want to keep around, same logic

we'd simply burn or bury all bodies and nobody would ever even believe we exist so fukk the deaths

 

[Ashley Banks]

Hybrid.

Was gonna say this.

 

[K.Dot]

Cacs are vampires and werewolves so neither.

 

[lotteryplaya]

Vampire=immortality