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Is this how British people spite game :russ:

Man- Ello Ello quite a pleasant night sky I must say

Women. Why yes good sir I've been marveling at the bright stars on this fortnight

Man- I hope I'm not coming off a bit bit haste, but I must say your bust is something to behold and your behind is quite fit and rotund. Do you think I may enter you sometime this evening. I promise I'll be done in a slick wicket.


Her- why yes, that sounds marvelous
 

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Is this how British people spite game :russ:

Man- Ello Ello quite a pleasant night sky I must say

Women. Why yes good sir I've been marveling at the bright stars on this fortnight

Man- I hope I'm not coming off a bit bit haste, but I must say your bust is something to behold and your behind is quite fit and rotund. Do you think I may enter you sometime this evening. I promise I'll be done in a slick wicket.


Her- why yes, that sounds marvelous

No. :comeon:

I don't know anyone who talks like that.
 

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Is the little girl around when you and the mother are getting it in?

That might set the guy off. He might not take it out on you but he might get at the mom.

Or they could actually be properly separated or whatever and this was just an awkward moment.

Still, it would hurt me if my daughter was friendly with another dude around my age. He probably isn't thinking about you but his daughter's safety in fact.
 

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Is this how British people spite game :russ:

Man- Ello Ello quite a pleasant night sky I must say

Women. Why yes good sir I've been marveling at the bright stars on this fortnight

Man- I hope I'm not coming off a bit bit haste, but I must say your bust is something to behold and your behind is quite fit and rotund. Do you think I may enter you sometime this evening. I promise I'll be done in a slick wicket.


Her- why yes, that sounds marvelous
not gonna front, this is funny :pachaha:
 

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Is this how British people spite game :russ:

Man- Ello Ello quite a pleasant night sky I must say

Women. Why yes good sir I've been marveling at the bright stars on this fortnight

Man- I hope I'm not coming off a bit bit haste, but I must say your bust is something to behold and your behind is quite fit and rotund. Do you think I may enter you sometime this evening. I promise I'll be done in a slick wicket.


Her- why yes, that sounds marvelous
this +saying "yougetme?" every five seconds

and "innit?"

innit

innit

innit
you get me?
 
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