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So last night a nikka hit up the backpages. Saw this little latina breezy built just like Taylor Luxxx

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:whoo: Usually I don't fukk with "incall" only hose because of the risk or robbery, rape, kidnapping or being kidnapped by police and sent to jail to be raped or kidnapped and robbed by pimps and sold into sex trafficking only to be raped. But this was looking promising. Mind you I had hit up the previous night just to make sure the number was legit. After I told her I wasn't interested in anything that night, she replied back with a pic of her topless :leon: :usure: Usually hoes don't do that shyt. Kinda suspect. I ignored it though.

So I hit her up and tell her to meet me at the local grocer. I told her I was legit looking just for a date. She said it was too far and gave me her address instead. :patrice:

Strike 2..

So I pull up to this townhome complex and park. One mexican dude hops out of his vehicle and opens the passenger seat of another vehicle and starts talking. They both look at me. :merchant:..I should have dipped right there. Lol Mexican dude walks into a home. I couldn't see who opened it. Anyways chick is bullshyttin. I tell her come outside. She says her roommate has a customer, so she's waiting. Then she says she's changing and coming outside to wait in the car until her roommate is done with her customer. She asks for my make and model and if I had any condoms..:patrice: What you need my car info for and :wtf: you askin if I have condoms?

For what? :usure: That's intent to solicit off rip. She also asked my ethnicity :stopitslime: she says it doesn't make sense that I'm black and I'm not trying to fukk, so she thought I was a pimp :snoop: :yeshrug: :pacspit:..Racist stereotypin hoe



































































































:sadcam: I still wait 5 minutes..nothing happens except tinted vehicles entering and parking. :merchant: It's about to go down!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel it :ohlawd: Imma be on Dateline. :sitdown:

I drove off. She calls and says she's outside...

no-hell-no.gif


:sadcam: *don't turn back*


:noah: I turned back

I pull up again. At this point if any neighbors of hers were ever suspicious of her lifestyle the got confirmation. :pachaha: Like the 4th time same vehicle enters, parks for 5 minutes and exits without ever getting out. She says she's outside, but I don't see her, then she says she's in her "doorway" and she doesn't want to get locked out. She then tells me to pull around back. :stopitslime: I finally drove off for good.


























































































































to a strip club :pachaha: where I got my lizard drained by an amazonian redbone :noah: :obama: But my street skills were impeccable. I'm also positive if I stepped foot I would have been in handcuffs or worse. :merchant:
 

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:banderas: :merchant: :whoa:

So last night a nikka hit up the backpages. Saw this little latina breezy built just like Taylor Luxxx

atk-petites-taylor-luxx-001_300.jpg


:whoo: Usually I don't fukk with "incall" only hose because of the risk or robbery, rape, kidnapping or being kidnapped by police and sent to jail to be raped or kidnapped and robbed by pimps and sold into sex trafficking only to be raped. But this was looking promising. Mind you I had hit up the previous night just to make sure the number was legit. After I told her I wasn't interested in anything that night, she replied back with a pic of her topless :leon: :usure: Usually hoes don't do that shyt. Kinda suspect. I ignored it though.

So I hit her up and tell her to meet me at the local grocer. I told her I was legit looking just for a date. She said it was too far and gave me her address instead. :patrice:

Strike 2..

So I pull up to this townhome complex and park. One mexican dude hops out of his vehicle and opens the passenger seat of another vehicle and starts talking. They both look at me. :merchant:..I should have dipped right there. Lol Mexican dude walks into a home. I couldn't see who opened it. Anyways chick is bullshyttin. I tell her come outside. She says her roommate has a customer, so she's waiting. Then she says she's changing and coming outside to wait in the car until her roommate is done with her customer. She asks for my make and model and if I had any condoms..:patrice: What you need my car info for and :wtf: you askin if I have condoms?

For what? :usure: That's intent to solicit off rip. She also asked my ethnicity :stopitslime: she says it doesn't make sense that I'm black and I'm not trying to fukk, so she thought I was a pimp :snoop: :yeshrug: :pacspit:..Racist stereotypin hoe



































































































:sadcam: I still wait 5 minutes..nothing happens except tinted vehicles entering and parking. :merchant: It's about to go down!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel it :ohlawd: Imma be on Dateline. :sitdown:

I drove off. She calls and says she's outside...

no-hell-no.gif


:sadcam: *don't turn back*


:noah: I turned back

I pull up again. At this point if any neighbors of hers were ever suspicious of her lifestyle the got confirmation. :pachaha: Like the 4th time same vehicle enters, parks for 5 minutes and exits without ever getting out. She says she's outside, but I don't see her, then she says she's in her "doorway" and she doesn't want to get locked out. She then tells me to pull around back. :stopitslime: I finally drove off for good.


























































































































to a strip club :pachaha: where I got my lizard drained by an amazonian redbone :noah: :obama: But my street skills were impeccable. I'm also positive if I stepped foot I would have been in handcuffs or worse. :merchant:

So many L's were taken :snoop:
 
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