Goodell- hey bob caught your guy cheating again. With all the bad press lately I gotta look tough on everyone.
Kraft- no we aren't admitting to anything
Goodell- oh remember how I did you a favor on spygate and got rid of the evidence of 40 game tapes(multiple seasons worth) Well now I'm calling in that favor. Just take the hit.
Kraft- no were the patriots. Were gonna make you look stupid in court.
Goodell(after ruling)- you could have just taken the hit but you made me look bad. I kept the file in my drawer for all these years just in case you betrayed me. With all the copies of what happened. Sent it straight to espn through back channels
