Evangelical Christians are beginning to complain that Jesus is too weak, woke, and liberal.
- Thread starter Elim Garak
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I don't know what you're saying, you said the people of the Bible are black and knowing that is important because God killed a lot of people in the bible due to their corrupted seed. I don't know how else to take that
@Marks how did you get me to know Quran?
Yusuf 12:14
quran.com
how did you get me to know Quran?Yusuf 12:14
Surah Yusuf - 1-111 - Quran.com
Read and listen to Surah Yusuf. The Surah was revealed in Mecca, ordered 12 in the Quran. The Surah title means "Joseph" in English and consists of 11...
quran.com
Blessed you@Marks
Yusuf 12:14
Surah Yusuf - 1-111 - Quran.com
Read and listen to Surah Yusuf. The Surah was revealed in Mecca, ordered 12 in the Quran. The Surah title means "Joseph" in English and consists of 11...
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@CantEverDie
[Quoted tweet]
It’s all about Jesus.
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@Kingeos0
Eh
3/37
@JoeGonzale79814
No pressure, no diamonds.
4/37
@tecasse02
omg
5/37
@cerismon4
I mean he's right what do you think they'd do to a Middle Eastern man preaching about compassion and accepting other people
6/37
@zeltic4
i see this a lot and i still don't get it
7/37
@TomsSweatshop
Dan Hentchsel may just be the greatest poster of all time
8/37
@benbackupbackup
9/37
@Moesbi_
in the fantasy book, conservatives already met Jesus and it ended like this
10/37
@AtheistsL
11/37
@HashCalcium89
Cute that these people act like they know who Jesus is, but then turn around and say He would do something that literally anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of who He is would know he absolutely would not do.
12/37
@DeborahPar41127
Fire!!! Fire in my heart!
13/37
@VideoGameGun
Oh what denomination are you?
14/37
@kdjdkzl66816
Basically "the grand inquisitor" would happen but 21st century style
15/37
@N3utral1zed
Seeing Dan hentschel with hair is so cursed I prefer him bald
16/37
@kikeneitor7000
if troons met stalin
17/37
@NickPandoVA
Isn’t Jesus meant to teach forgiveness and compassion for all
18/37
@kitchen_derek
Not really it would be democrats since always going against Jesus
19/37
@Trecoolschair
Top 3 tweets ever
20/37
@pink_pony_tayga
i have a quote from tori amos which i think about often:
“I don't think Christ would consider himself Christian either -- not the way conservative organised religion presents it because they've edited most of his message out.”
21/37
@CrocoTearsFL
POV Logan Paul
22/37
@5Stars5Mics
Interesting considering Jesus would be pro-life, would remind us of our need to repent of our sins , remind us that the kingdom of God is at hand and that He is the only way to God. Liberals would definitely struggle with Him more than they think
23/37
@ClarkKent9645
The left would certainly do that to Jesus, he would call them out on their hypocrisy .
24/37
@Ester666Lord
Dan don't miss
25/37
@LePsychedelight
a swedish church met jesus
26/37
@3pmonyana
He’s much darker, but yeah. Same thing.
27/37
@paineaterr
generational tweet from my man
28/37
@steubens7
that comports with the meltdown people had over omar saying benjamins
29/37
@DrawPlusPlus
These dumbsh*t think Jesus is a white male living in texas
30/37
@kingthorpin
Nice selfie
31/37
@StevCav35
I think the ultimate Irony would be, Jesus did return, but it was during the Dark Ages and he was burned as a witch.
32/37
@scorched_water
Can you imagine if a brown man travelled to America by boat and liberated the imprisoned in Alcatraz lmfao that’s EXACTLY what Jesus would do and they’d probably put a hit out on Him
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@kaeya_tempest
This the main reason I became atheist in the first place. I read the entire Bible at 5 (because AuDHD) and I found that those peoples didn’t read their book nor follow any of it and didn’t get punished for it while claiming others would get punished for any little thing.
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@Dinkeldash
John 10:1
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@Faemeandfortune
I find it ironic that people will use scripture and call us sheep
Thank them for telling you they are a goat
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@Enthusiast9085
Fr
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@revelle83
I mean, they are preparing for his imminent return y'know.
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@CantEverDie
[Quoted tweet]
It’s all about Jesus.
2/37
@Kingeos0
Eh
3/37
@JoeGonzale79814
No pressure, no diamonds.
4/37
@tecasse02
omg
5/37
@cerismon4
I mean he's right what do you think they'd do to a Middle Eastern man preaching about compassion and accepting other people
6/37
@zeltic4
i see this a lot and i still don't get it
7/37
@TomsSweatshop
Dan Hentchsel may just be the greatest poster of all time
8/37
@benbackupbackup
9/37
@Moesbi_
in the fantasy book, conservatives already met Jesus and it ended like this
10/37
@AtheistsL
11/37
@HashCalcium89
Cute that these people act like they know who Jesus is, but then turn around and say He would do something that literally anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of who He is would know he absolutely would not do.
12/37
@DeborahPar41127
Fire!!! Fire in my heart!
13/37
@VideoGameGun
Oh what denomination are you?
14/37
@kdjdkzl66816
Basically "the grand inquisitor" would happen but 21st century style
15/37
@N3utral1zed
Seeing Dan hentschel with hair is so cursed I prefer him bald
16/37
@kikeneitor7000
if troons met stalin
17/37
@NickPandoVA
Isn’t Jesus meant to teach forgiveness and compassion for all
18/37
@kitchen_derek
Not really it would be democrats since always going against Jesus
19/37
@Trecoolschair
Top 3 tweets ever
20/37
@pink_pony_tayga
i have a quote from tori amos which i think about often:
“I don't think Christ would consider himself Christian either -- not the way conservative organised religion presents it because they've edited most of his message out.”
21/37
@CrocoTearsFL
POV Logan Paul
22/37
@5Stars5Mics
Interesting considering Jesus would be pro-life, would remind us of our need to repent of our sins , remind us that the kingdom of God is at hand and that He is the only way to God. Liberals would definitely struggle with Him more than they think
23/37
@ClarkKent9645
The left would certainly do that to Jesus, he would call them out on their hypocrisy .
24/37
@Ester666Lord
Dan don't miss
25/37
@LePsychedelight
a swedish church met jesus
26/37
@3pmonyana
He’s much darker, but yeah. Same thing.
27/37
@paineaterr
generational tweet from my man
28/37
@steubens7
that comports with the meltdown people had over omar saying benjamins
29/37
@DrawPlusPlus
These dumbsh*t think Jesus is a white male living in texas
30/37
@kingthorpin
Nice selfie
31/37
@StevCav35
I think the ultimate Irony would be, Jesus did return, but it was during the Dark Ages and he was burned as a witch.
32/37
@scorched_water
Can you imagine if a brown man travelled to America by boat and liberated the imprisoned in Alcatraz lmfao that’s EXACTLY what Jesus would do and they’d probably put a hit out on Him
33/37
@kaeya_tempest
This the main reason I became atheist in the first place. I read the entire Bible at 5 (because AuDHD) and I found that those peoples didn’t read their book nor follow any of it and didn’t get punished for it while claiming others would get punished for any little thing.
34/37
@Dinkeldash
John 10:1
35/37
@Faemeandfortune
I find it ironic that people will use scripture and call us sheep
Thank them for telling you they are a goat
36/37
@Enthusiast9085
Fr
37/37
@revelle83
I mean, they are preparing for his imminent return y'know.
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