Even bottom heaux still expect the best.

[Dwolf]

 

[Cat piss martini]

I read certain shyt in thread post
and i think...(why am i not ever this lucky)

I have female cousins that are drop dead gorgeous
but they are just from the pits of hell jackals.

cousin: someday God is gonna send me a good man.
me:
cousin: nikka you got something to say?
me: leave me out of the bullshyt.
cousin : naw speak your mind cousin.
me: why would God curse a good man with you.
cousin:
me: you would take a good man and make him a bytch
cousin: so youre saying i aint worth a good man.
me: bytch.....hell naw.
cousin: you aint shyt either.
me: I dont deserve a good woman,
cousin: I fukkin hate you.