Even gorrillas cant get hoes

[avon barksdale]

Lil meat gorilla babble...real gorilla would already shot the club up

 

[Ridge Forrester]

Shabani: So, what are we doing?

AI: Who's "we?"

 

[spacewraith]

I guess 'Where's the party?' didn't work

 

[Premeditated]

Gorillas are so peaceful

if this was a male lion with a mane, he would have took it regardless of consent

 

[The God Poster]

Looks like an alpha Gorilla

She sat down only after he did

Seriously tho somebody drop the Tony Baker version or one of y’all make one

 

[360Waves]

Thought I’d bring some backstory to the thread.

The male gorilla in the video is Shabani. He’s a gorilla from a zoo in Japan who went viral a few years ago because human women found him so unbelievably handsome that they were flooding the zoo. He’s been a sensation ever since.

I’m not into bestiality but brehs I ain’t gonna lie…I ain’t never seen no gorilla that looks like this

Anyways the female he’s approaching in the video is one he’s already had. Literally. Shabani is the alpha at his enclosure and has a harem of female gorillas. Presumably, she’s no longer interested in just being one of his options and has lost interest. But make no mistake, my nikka already clapped

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

She gave breh the ...

He in the doghouse forreal .

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

 

[jj23]

The "Still beat though" look 48 seconds in...

 

[TEH]

Gorilla breh was asking her where the party was at

 

[Batsute]

The "Still beat though" look 48 seconds in...

Was just bout to type the same

 

[010101]

natural hierarchy*

 

[Ziggiy]

Ya’ll nikkas gonna give me a heart attack from laughing

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

puré gold

 

[MrLogic]

How does this random twitter page know this is the case for Magilla the Gorilla.