Events that would break The Coli servers

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

1. All members have to put their photo in their avatar
2. Female members turned JBO into an onlyfans section.
3. A voice message feature was added to threads and posts instead of typing.
4. Aliens announce their presence to the world

 

[Low End Derrick]

• MJ shouts out the Coli
• Dahell AMA
• DJ Ak revives his account
• Nas signs @Crumple
• Nicole nudes leak
• @DrX unbanned
• @TEXAS MANDINGO comes out the closet

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

- Hoopz sextape

- Kendrick vs. Drake

- Lakers vs. Knicks NBA Finals Game 7

- Nuclear Bomb is dropped somewhere

 

[Solomon Lurke]

Video footage of Jay Z riding on a camel

 

[MarcMan]

Drake knocking up Kamala Harris.

 

[Thebadguy]

Trump picks Tariq Nasheed as his running mate and wins.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Keke Palmer marrying a rich, black attorney/hedge fund manager.

 

[It is a mystery]

"Ciara gets bored of Russell, splits and returns to Future" would go plat in seconds

 

[TEH]

Tariq exposed as a frequent poster.
The Coli making the news for something scandalous.
A high profile Republican villainizes the Coli.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Pinky loses 100 lbs. (45 kg.).

@Nicole0416_718_929_646212 gets exposed.

COVID-23.​

 

[3rdWorld]

LeBron leaving his wife for a White woman.

Jigga getting caught again..conclusively

 

[the elastic]

@Sccit doing a VladTV interview

@Billy Ocean revealed to actually be Billy Ocean

 

[DJSmooth]

Umar Johnson getting a white woman pregnant.

 

[Slimkid07]

Cowboys winning the Super Bowl

Yall couldn't tell me shyt if this happened.
I'd be wildin out so much I'd have a crib The Bushes.

 

[Slimkid07]

• MJ shouts out the Coli

He lowkey did at Kobe and Gianna's memorial.