Events that would break The Coli servers

[lib123]

STD results start including estimated body counts.
LeBron ends up being the father of Draya's newborn.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Reparations getting approved

The threads would move slowly. Many users would be out spending their money on their passion projects

Or just traveling and hitting on the local women.

Coli being sold would probably crash the servers.

 

[Womb Raider]

Persephanii sextape

 

[Iverson_64]

-Andre 3000 announcing the release date for his 1st album

Guess I was wrong with that one.

 

[the elastic]

Guess I was wrong with that one.

YOU WASNT SPECIFIC

 

[coldcall]

Beyonce dumps Jay z and becomes a divester

 

[LevelUp]

Beyonce dumps Jay z and becomes a divester

 

[Paper Boi]

footage of LeBron and MJ playing one on one

 

[the elastic]

footage of LeBron and MJ playing one on one

Coliseum would be Chernobyl status

 

[lib123]

Kamala loses the popular vote.

 

[lib123]

Kamala loses the popular vote.

Lol I didn't think this was possible.

 

[Redwood]

Lol I didn't think this was possible.

Damn, that was prophetic

 

[lib123]

Dr. Bryant announces she's pregnant by Cam Newton.

 

[Geek Nasty]

That rumored Beyonce sex tape leaks