When I was in college.
I started talking to this girl i worked with.....she was actin one way around me, but then going and telling her friends that I was "in love with her.....but she wasn't really feelin me like that" And she was talkin to other dudes on the low, but still tellin me how much she liked me and all this and how I was just the type of guy she needed. We'd talk on the phone for hours and go out, etc.
She didnt think it would get back to me. Once I found out, I started telling her on the sly, "hey I need to talk to you about something...." She prolly knew I was gettin curious about something, and so she'd be like, "Oh, I'm busy today I can't talk, got class, tonight I got family stuff....gotta work tomorrow, etc."
Outwardly I was like, "oh ok".


.........
........but inside I was plottin.

In the meantime, she's going aroudn even more telling ppl how I'm REALLY sweatin her, now.
So she kept avoiding me completely, No phone, no in person talking, etc. just as I figured...and I kept up my innocent demeanor so I could execute the plan....
So one day a few days later, I hand wrote her the meanest, nastiest, most cruelest letter a man could write to a woman, especially a girl so caught up on her looks...and went up to work one day on my day off and gave it to her all innocently. (LAter on, even the girl who told me what she was doing/saying behind my back thought what I said was cold as hell)
And I walked outta there like
Next day or so, I went to work like

and was doing my thang like normal. So she walks over to my area with tears in her eyes and forcefully shoves ME a letter. I balled the sh*t up right in her face like

, She was like,

, "Ur not gonna read it?!?! I said, "Nope!"
I wont lie tho, I did read it later on. I was expecting her to go hard....but her rebuttal was tame compared to that ether I laid on her. It just talked about how she cried when she read my letter and how she never thought that I could/would ever say something like what I did. It was filled with bad grammar and spelling mistakes and I could just picture her writing it with such fury & frustration, I just laughed.
After that tho, she had a whole different respect for ya boy.