Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[Da_Eggman]

Probably everyday

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

thanks for the reminder @Fresh

 

[KING WILL]

So, this probably wasnt an advance, but more of an potential opening.

But I dropped the fukking ball on this one.

Went on Vacation with my daughter. Were up front, facing the stewardess. One of them is extremely attractive.



My daughter watching youtube and shes just cracking up. Im laughing too, but mainly its her laugh thats making me laugh.

When the pilots leave the cockpit, the stewardess use the cart to block the path up to the cockpit.

So, shes doing that and I dont remember who, or how the convo started, but after a brief word, or 2, she says, hey can I ask you a question?

Im like yea...


She leans in and says, what is your daughter watching?

Now, what came to my mind immediately afterwards was, My Channel..



But I said, just some youtube channel she be on...



Ole girl said, oh ok...




Rest of the flight had me like

 

[froggle]

thread is nothing but L's....always have to revisit this

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[DaRealness]

 

[Erratic415]

Classic movie

 

[SNG]

Man I was 9 years old and the amount of hate that I had at this scene. It wasn’t even funny just fukkin stupid which I guess is the point of the movie.

 

[JP_614]

you might as well start paying

 

[Redwood]

Classic movie

Damn

And the swerve too when Jim snapped back to reality

 

[cyndaquil]

Average woman's idea of an advance is looking at you for 1 or 2 seconds longer then turning away

 

[Redwood]

Average woman's idea of an advance is looking at you for 1 or 2 seconds longer then turning away

At this point, I feel like a lot of dudes are not willing to jump through hoops now, but I could be wrong.

 

[MaxPain]

Brehs, I'm useless.

I was in the corner store, grabbing some rillos and alcohol before 1, and another customer was trying to communicate with the cashier but the customer only spoke Spanish so it was a struggle.

I speak and understand Spanish pretty fluently so I helped them both out and this very cute little bartender was checking me out as I was translating.

So We finish and she starts talking to me like "You speak Spanish really well, that was amazing" and just chopping it up with me and she even tried to teach me her native language (Theraglu or something).

Dude behind the counter was like "How do you say "What's your number " and I didn't realize he was trying to help me out.

She left and he was like . I didn't even realize she was flirting with me.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

When you aint dying of thirst you not even thinking about the abundance of sea water around you let alone thinking about drinking it

 

[MajesticLion]

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