Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[DeuceZ]

Long story short I had a course with this one girl and used to go to her dorm to get some work done...I had been with my girl for around a month or so but guess she aint even kno it anyway homegirl used to always hit me like slap on my thigh/shoulder n shyt...I just used to think she was violent but she admitted to my girl (they became real close) that she had a thing for me before she found out about me n my girl

Spoiler

women need better hints the violent approach evades me

 

[BlvdBrawler]

is a bablyon 5 brehs

The greatest story ever told.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mURWOwkFPM"]Babylon 5 - Severed Dreams - YouTube[/ame]

 

[surv2syn]

many many times....I am trying to pinpoint a specific time though....
I am just passive-aggressive by nature....and shy upon first meeting someone. when it came to chicks when I was younger, I just didnt have the natural feel for an opening/exploit and didnt have a killer instinct to close the deal. even if a chick liked me, I still never believed it to be really serious cuz I just thought chicks like to run game.

its kinda funny because for a long time I couldnt figure out why some girls in HS and college said they thought I was stuck on myself. its because I was completely oblivious. If I wasnt the initiator, it usually didnt go down.

 

[surv2syn]

My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on.

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together

nice story but...

 

[Silkk]

@Gus Money

 

[KidNoble]

I still kick myself over this story till this day

Back in the day I was at the club wit the crew, and at this time i was heavy in the gym...like 5 days a week for a good year - 2 years. I was pretty much ripped from head to toe ...I was off by the side with the homies...and this fine chick came over to me by herself. asking me if she knew me from somewhere. this chick was bad, brown skin, slim...and she had a fat ass...with a lil bow leggedness...

she asked me if she knew me from somewhere. She seemed sincere so im lookin at this chick like :thinkin:...while im trying to figure out where she knows me she starts rubbing my head (I was rockin a baldy)...and pressin on my chest muscles...and im still zoned out lookin at her wondering where I knew her from

then she paused and started staring...I guess she was waitin for me to make my move...but I was so far gone I asked this chick if she was ok she's like yeah....im like "yeah sorry I dont know you from anywhere" she's like ok...and walked away...

maybe 10 min later I realized wtf just happend. and I went around the club trying to find this chick and she was gone.

Im a pathetic ass n!gga

Same exact thing happened to me in the club back in day but I ended up buying ol girl a drink and getting her digits. Called a few times and then one time I call and out of the blue her sister answers and says that its her number and that her sister is not interested... i was like wtf? and left it alone. Hating a$$ broad

 

[theflyest]

Just like anyone else, when I was younger, definitely.

Nowadays, I'm not gonna miss anything unless I haven't had a haircut in awhile. I can't envision myself attracting a female that day. I just don't feel on my game

 

[Kenny West]

To make a short story shorter this one chick I met at a party said "I'm tryna see whatsup" as I was finishing taking her number but was barely listening cause I was stoned, talking shyt with my friends. She was tryna fukk that night but I pretty much blew it off

Later on I thought about it like "....wait did she say that?"

 

[ryderldb]

I'll make it a quick story.

There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.

 

[Silkk]

nikkas really bout to make me research Babylon 5

 

[concise]

These stories are hard to read The signs are obvious: flirtation, body language and physical contact. What do we have to do besides literally throwing it in your face. If we come to direct then it's a problem because in the back of your mind you thinking she a *****

Signs aren't obvious to everyone, especially when growing up as teens. Not nearly as obvious as well chosen words are.

 

[Uncle Trill]

Then I wake up in the middle of the night and everything falls into place. I say to myself "I think she's into me!"

 

[Bilz]

Early in college, I used to get called the wrong name and get the "oh sorry you look just like this guy I know" or the "you look so familiar, where do I know you from?" Line all the fukking time. Even when I finally wised up to what was going on, it was a real awkward thing to respond to. Drinking at a bar, it was easy to give the a$$hole answer and go from there but when I was sober in an Econ class,

 

[Lavish]

These stories are hard to read The signs are obvious: flirtation, body language and physical contact. What do we have to do besides literally throwing it in your face. If we come to direct then it's a problem because in the back of your mind you thinking she a *****

this is tru, because you know what? fuk it.... theres a part of the story that I purposely didnt include because I thought n!ggas would clown me too hard, but since we got dudes like @Gus Money showin his azz out here, i might as well keep it all the way real.

after she came over to me with that "do I know you from somewhere" speech...when she started rubbing my head and touchin on me, I was so confused that I asked her if she was drunk

and thats when she got quiet

 

[Michael9100]

Just like anyone else, when I was younger, definitely.

Nowadays, I'm not gonna miss anything unless I haven't had a haircut in awhile. I can't envision myself attracting a female that day. I just don't feel on my game

Now I thought women were suppose to like you for you and not the way you look......