Guess it pays being a
looking n!gga. 
Never had advances on me. 
Never had advances on me. 
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Last one...
I graduated out of college right at the start of the recession, fall of 2007. I needed to pay the bills so I got a job at Lowes Home Improvement. Not glamourous by any stretch of the imagination, and definitely not what I studied in school.
But...
Anyone that has worked at Lowes or Home Depot will tell you, it's a great place to meet women...by this time in my life, I wasn't a complete dweeb. I was pulling women by this point in my life.
So I worked over in the lumber/commercial sales department loading trucks and shyt...occasionally some fine females would come through the store. It was kind of funny, because when someone got wind that there was someone fine in the store, we would call of our co-workers up and convienently find a way to make it over to the department that the girl was at.
On this particular day, this fine ass brown skin girl came through, about 21-ish, but she had people with her and no one could tell if the people she was with was her little sister, brother, daughter, boyfriend, father, etc. All types of couples and families came through, and at times it was hard to tell.
So she came throught my department, and 5-6 of my co-workers came through to just randomly check her out. So I'm working in my department, stocking shelves or shyt, and I'm stealing glances...I'm not oggling her, but she definitely was oggling me. I mean straight breaking her neck as her and her peoples walk through. So we both begin to check each other out. The dude she is with starts to grill me.
I turn away, thinking its her dude or her pop...I turned back around one last time to get a good look at her ass, and not only is she still in my face which had to be a solid 30 seconds or so, but the dude is still grilling. At which point he says, "That's my niece..."
I'm like "My bad, sir..." and go back to work as they keep walking towards the cash register...then it suddenly hit me...he said "that's my niece" not because I was being disrespectful...but he was letting me know it was ok to holler at her.
My old head couldn't do anything but laugh and just say I was a dumb ass for passing up on that one.
I graduated out of college right at the start of the recession, fall of 2007. I needed to pay the bills so I got a job at Lowes Home Improvement. Not glamourous by any stretch of the imagination, and definitely not what I studied in school.
But...
Anyone that has worked at Lowes or Home Depot will tell you, it's a great place to meet women...by this time in my life, I wasn't a complete dweeb. I was pulling women by this point in my life.
So I worked over in the lumber/commercial sales department loading trucks and shyt...occasionally some fine females would come through the store. It was kind of funny, because when someone got wind that there was someone fine in the store, we would call of our co-workers up and convienently find a way to make it over to the department that the girl was at.
On this particular day, this fine ass brown skin girl came through, about 21-ish, but she had people with her and no one could tell if the people she was with was her little sister, brother, daughter, boyfriend, father, etc. All types of couples and families came through, and at times it was hard to tell.
So she came throught my department, and 5-6 of my co-workers came through to just randomly check her out. So I'm working in my department, stocking shelves or shyt, and I'm stealing glances...I'm not oggling her, but she definitely was oggling me. I mean straight breaking her neck as her and her peoples walk through. So we both begin to check each other out. The dude she is with starts to grill me.
I turn away, thinking its her dude or her pop...I turned back around one last time to get a good look at her ass, and not only is she still in my face which had to be a solid 30 seconds or so, but the dude is still grilling. At which point he says, "That's my niece..."
I'm like "My bad, sir..." and go back to work as they keep walking towards the cash register...then it suddenly hit me...he said "that's my niece" not because I was being disrespectful...but he was letting me know it was ok to holler at her.
My old head couldn't do anything but laugh and just say I was a dumb ass for passing up on that one.
Early in college, I used to get called the wrong name and get the "oh sorry you look just like this guy I know" or the "you look so familiar, where do I know you from?" Line all the fukking time. Even when I finally wised up to what was going on, it was a real awkward thing to respond to. Drinking at a bar, it was easy to give the a$$hole answer and go from there but when I was sober in an Econ class,
Im sure this has happened to me a few times (cant recall). But girl's use this as game? 
Bilz
Superstar
Yeah, all the time.
There's been plenty of times where the girl was showing signs and I didn't capitalize, but to be completely oblivious? I can't think of any examples. Well, I take that back. When I was a freshman in college, I was in the laundry room washing clothes, probably doing homework or something. This girl on my floor asked me if I could help take her clothes up to her room. So I helped her with her clothes, told her I'd see her later, then went back downstairs
Another time, that same girl came in my room (my door was open) and asked me if I could help her tie her shirt in the back. So I did it and asked where she was off to. She told me the mall. So I'm like "aight, later"
Exact same thing happened to my bro probably worse cause they had came back from a party. Chick asked him to help unzip her dress in the back. He did and just left it at that. The look on me and my cousins face when he told us.
I'll post a story. Me and my cousin meet these two chicks one night at Mcdonalds on my campus after a party. We end up bringin them back to my mans spot (he got a nice on-campus apartment, I was staying at a shytty dorm room the size of a walk-in closet and it was for two ppl
). Anyways we bring them back smoke drink with them. So Im with this lightskin shorty ass kinda phat, face is like a 7.5 she probably a solid 8. While chilling with them she was texting some nikka (these bytches had gotten too high and they was buggin out). She textin the nikka how she misses him and wants to see him (No I dont look through a girls phone but she just was doing it right in front of me blatant as hell). This straight fukked me up and I stopped really making moves on her. When it was time for them to leave me and mu cousin got on the late campus bus with them to drop them at their spots (they lived in two separate dorms across from each other). My cuz goes with his joint I go with mine. I walk her to her room and just gave her a hug boodbye didnt even try to stay over, now she didnt throw any hits to me that I could but it def wouldnt have hurt to ask.But fast forward like a month later. Some nikkas I know was throwing a kickback and these nikkas dont be gettin to many bytches (to they credit two of them have girls and the other nikka was kinda awkward and not really good with girls (let's say his name is Adam). So they told me bring some joints over so I get the two girls to come to the joint. As soon as they came these nikkas saw the lightskin one and was like
. One of them text me like yo is that you? and Im like nah I aint really trippin whoever hollas at her, its whatevr. So he like man you gotta let "Adam" get on that (apparently he doesnt get bytches and I think was a virgin). So Im like its cool. Mind you I was really just flexin and had just started back textin shawty the day before tryna get at her. Anyways we all chillin drinkin, and then the party's over and everybody leaves. Well shawty had left her umbrella at their spot. Apparently she came back the next Monday to get it, Adam ends up chilling with her and smashing that same week . I had this girl's number for months and straight up gave another nikka the alley-oop. 
At this point in time, you should already know that a female randomly approaching you with a generic question like "Do i know you from somewhere" is greenlight for GO!
Im sure this has happened to me but Im really tryna recall a situation when so I can smack myself. Gl on the heads up tho, Im thinking of comebacks as I type this
Im sure this has happened to me but Im really tryna recall a situation when so I can smack myself. Gl on the heads up tho, Im thinking of comebacks as I type this
Just play along with it. Be like
YEA I do ! "you don't remember me _______??" She'll probably try to probe for serious answers but then you can just cut that noise and flip the table and ask her stuff and then just get the digits to "keep in contact" since y'all "haven't seen each other in so long".
Just play along with it. Be like
:ohh:
See man I was thinking about some corny shyt like "yea, in your dreams" or some shyt
. But your take definitely works.
:ohh:
See man I was thinking about some corny shyt like "yea, in your dreams" or some shyt
Unless you're trigga trey, Usher or Omarion, don't say that.
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FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
I blew so much p*ssy in HS it's not even funny..Girls would literally give me the 
while in class..and i'd look away on some diva shyt.
Chick asked if I wanted to taste her lip gloss flavor and i'm like"
no"
shyt is borderline gay now that i think about it.
while in class..and i'd look away on some diva shyt.Chick asked if I wanted to taste her lip gloss flavor and i'm like"
no"shyt is borderline gay now that i think about it.
shyt has me thinking how i could have handled things the last time this happened to me. after getting damn near sloppy drunk at a day party, me and a couple of folks went to a nearby bar. we ended up with this fly racially ambiguous gal as our server, i was still kinda wasted and said some borderline rude shyt to the gal
waitress: can i get you some more water?
me: the fukk, did i ask for more water?!
my people:
figured shawty was out of my league and wanted nothing to do with a loud, drunk ass nka and thought the story ended there
came back a few months later with a different group. she wasn't even waiting our table / area but noticed and approached me on some "do i know you from here or somewhere else?" iainteemknow how to play that one, i just told her maybe she'd confused me with someone else
I blew so much p*ssy in HS it's not even funny..Girls would literally give me the
Chick asked if I wanted to taste her lip gloss flavor and i'm like"
shyt is borderline gay now that i think about it.
knowing what i know now, if a chick asked me to taste her lipgloss id be tongue kissing her before she even finshed her sentence
Chrishaune
Veteran
Sounds like you escaped some drama to me. It's probably good you didn't get with her because with her getting back with her ex after a week means she definetly was not ready to move on. You would have just inserted yourself into a situation being the "c" in a "abc" relationship. And high school "love"? They probably aren't even together anymore.