Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[L&HH]

I blew so much p*ssy in HS it's not even funny..Girls would literally give me the while in class..and i'd look away on some diva shyt.

Chick asked if I wanted to taste her lip gloss flavor and i'm like" no"

shyt is borderline gay now that i think about it.

Im done with this thread, I cant take this anymore.

 

[Metta World Movement]

Im done with this thread, I cant take this anymore.

These nikkas was like Carlton that time that bytch told him she'd give him a goodbye kiss the next morning

"OK, What time should I come back....." ass nikkas

 

[AAKing23]

These nikkas was like Carlton that time that bytch told him she'd give him a goodbye kiss the next morning

"OK, What time should I come back....." ass nikkas

 

[Melt_Man]

I had just moved into a new apartment and my roommate invited a couple girls over. We're chillin and this one chick who came over is mad cool. She had long dark hair and huge titties as soon as I saw her I was

We're on the back deck smoking a blunt. My roommate and her are catching up because they haven't seen each other for a while. They had both got out of relationships recently so they are talking about how shytty that was etc.

Suddenly she looks me dead in the eyes and says "Relationships blow. I just want to have fun"

This shyt catches me completely off-guard. Keep in mind I'm not the smoothest person in general and when I'm blazed I'm even worse. I can barely string a coherent sentence together without sounding like mush-mouth.

Even though I know exactly what she is getting at I'm sitting there like on the inside because I have no idea what to say.

Shes is still staring at me and after a few moments of awkward silence says "What are your feelings about relationships Melt Man?"

All I can manage is to mumble something like "Ya, relationships are stupid."

This whole L happened in slow-motion like a car accident. I have nothing left to say to her. I can feel all my male ancestors staring at me from the heavens like.

 

[Taadow]

shes tryna make her cleavich even more visible to me

*throws flag*

 

[Draje]

I don't even want to tell these stories because it might make some of you Nikkas build a time machine so you can go back and slap the crap out of younger Draje.

I was a really corny lame in HS that some chicks just found kinda cute and endearing but I never capitalized. The massive punkassness transferred to college and the worst stories happened there.

When I tell you a chick pulled her breast meats out and asked me how I thought they looked, I'm serious. When I tell you that I just looked at them, said "Fine", and went back to playing Oblivion on the 360, I mean it.

My Nikkas, I went to GSU and I was so lame that I can probably fill this thread with stories of me just being too insecure and dumb to realize that chicks could find my ass attractive.

 

[drugxglory]

I couldn't even finish..that Obama Thinking smiley just had me

aiight back to reading.

aye that obama thinkin one get me rollin everytime

 

[L&HH]

I don't even want to tell these stories because it might make some of you Nikkas build a time machine so you can go back and slap the crap out of younger Draje.

I was a really corny lame in HS that some chicks just found kinda cute and endearing but I never capitalized. The massive punkassness transferred to college and the worst stories happened there.

When I tell you a chick pulled her breast meats out and asked me how I thought they looked, I'm serious. When I tell you that I just looked at them, said "Fine", and went back to playing Oblivion on the 360, I mean it.

My Nikkas, I went to GSU and I was so lame that I can probably fill this thread with stories of me just being too insecure and dumb to realize that chicks could find my ass attractive.

I dont even know if I can believe this shyt anymore. This shyt keeps getting worse and worse. Im seriously waiting for the response of the person saying they had a girl ass naked in their bed and still aint fukk.

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

Story of my life.




I got so many stories like this I could probably write a book about this shyt.




I would title it "What could of been"

Word.....too many times......and I swear it's always with the baddest bytches. I wish chicks would just come right out and say it.

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

Honestly this happens to me a lot because I tend to live in my own head and just not pay attention to people. Here's one story......

I'm in the studio and my homie who's a rapper brings over this bad bytch to do a hook for him (apparently she was Dice Raw's chick).......Right away shorty compliments me on how I'm dressed, my dreads, my freckles....everything you name it. The whole night....but we're just chilling. I'm thinking nothing of it. Everyone's smoking, I'm chilling. So I see her again & everyone's smoking, chilling, she comes up to me in front of everyone and is like how come you don't never smoke with us, when me and you gonna smoke. I smoke occasionally but I just wasn't smoking those days for whatever reason.....Anyways I'm like in due time I guess. lol I still didn't catch the hint.....everyone else caught it & hit me with the My boy was like yeah I'll smoke with you. lol I'm still zoned the fukk out....When we get back to the car to leave everyone's like yo you gay as shyt....LOL How didn't you peep shorty was on your dikk. SMH I'm still pissed I didn't hit that.....this bytch is gorgeous. : (


Another time in college, a girl was calling me her Soul Mate for like 4 years.....I never realized she wanted me to hit until graduation day when she sent me a text saying I look so sexy in my dreads, cap and gown and shyt talking about she wanted to give me a lap dance. I was like where the fukk is this coming from? lol

 

[Draje]

I dont even know if I can believe this shyt anymore. This shyt keeps getting worse and worse. Im seriously waiting for the response of the person saying they had a girl ass naked in their bed and still aint fukk.

I know, breh. I was a smart kid but I was just oblivious when it came to chicks. Didn't help that I had turned 17 a week before I hit college.

Breh, I had walked drunk girl to they room, a chick that had already made out with me and given me a lap dance, and just turned around when we got to her door. We caught up on Facebook like 3 years later and she was like "oh yeah, I was throwing that kitty at you and you just didn't do nothing with it. I thought you were gay until i heard you hooked up with one of my friends".

It was awful, breh. I was a 17 year old lame.

 

[Schmoove]

Y'all nikkas in here lying for daps

Can't nobody in their right minds be THAT oblivious.

I missed out on some p*ssy because of being young & not noticing little subtle shyt, but ya nikkas can't convince me these stories are real. :childplease2:

 

[Draje]

Y'all nikkas in here lying for daps

Can't nobody in their right minds be THAT oblivious.

I missed out on some p*ssy because of being young & not noticing little subtle shyt, but ya nikkas can't convince me these stories are real. :childplease2:

Nikka, I was a super nerdy lame at GSU. It wasn't even registering to me that chicks would be into me. Didn't help that I was a virgin until later that year till this 22 year island chick who I always hung out with realized I never picked on hints and just grabbed my stuff when we were laying in bed one time. Realized sex wasn't that big of a deal and got better with chicks.

 

[Silkk]

shyt has me thinking how i could have handled things the last time this happened to me. after getting damn near sloppy drunk at a day party, me and a couple of folks went to a nearby bar. we ended up with this fly racially ambiguous gal as our server, i was still kinda wasted and said some borderline rude shyt to the gal

waitress: can i get you some more water?
me: the fukk, did i ask for more water?!
my people:

figured shawty was out of my league and wanted nothing to do with a loud, drunk ass nka and thought the story ended there

came back a few months later with a different group. she wasn't even waiting our table / area but noticed and approached me on some "do i know you from here or somewhere else?" iainteemknow how to play that one, i just told her maybe she'd confused me with someone else

 

[Silkk]

I don't even want to tell these stories because it might make some of you Nikkas build a time machine so you can go back and slap the crap out of younger Draje.

I was a really corny lame in HS that some chicks just found kinda cute and endearing but I never capitalized. The massive punkassness transferred to college and the worst stories happened there.

When I tell you a chick pulled her breast meats out and asked me how I thought they looked, I'm serious. When I tell you that I just looked at them, said "Fine", and went back to playing Oblivion on the 360, I mean it.

My Nikkas, I went to GSU and I was so lame that I can probably fill this thread with stories of me just being too insecure and dumb to realize that chicks could find my ass attractive.