Ever find something disturbing while helping someone move?

[Buckeye Fever]

I was helpin' my homeboy move out his apartment. On the top shelf of his closet, there was what I thought was a gun, wrapped up in a towel. I want to be careful. So I unwrap it. It was a fukkin' dildo on the end of a cordless drill

I got his attention when I squeezed the trigger 3 times and said "Ay, nikka. What's this?"

He was like "shyt, this freaky deaky bytch I fukk wit' left that over here"


Apparently, dildos on cordless drills are somewhat a thang

 

[Devilinurear]

 

[Dorian Breh]

I fukking KNEW this nikka was gonna say dildo or tranny

 

[Jean Jacket]

Moving a box under the medicine cabinet and an empty bottle of herpes meds with my friend's wife's name.

I didn't drink outta anything at the new crib housewarming.

I knocked a cup outta my girl's hand.

fukk that.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Moving a box under the medicine cabinet and an empty bottle of herpes meds with my friend's wife's name.

I didn't drink outta anything at the new crib housewarming.

I knocked a cup outta my girl's hand.

fukk that.

 

[WesCrook]

The fact his stuff wasn't already boxed up is disturbing.

I'm not packing up someone's else's shyt.

 

[Theolodius_Black]

I'll continue the theme

So she wasn't moving, but when i was working at a dealership, this girl came on to get an oil change right? Well we were gonna change her cabin filter at the same time. So to get to it, you have to go through the glove compartment. Huge ass dildus falls out here glove box.

We started immediately asking questions. Why is it in your car?
Do you wash it before using?

Do you girl- fap in traffic like a weirdo?

Worst part about it? Dude that was changing her oil picked it up with his bare hand and stuck it back in the glove box

Whose it worst for though

Him picking up her shyt, especially if she don't wash that shyt

Or her having his oil change hands on her shyt that she may or may not wash

 

[killacal]

Moving a box under the medicine cabinet and an empty bottle of herpes meds with my friend's wife's name.

I didn't drink outta anything at the new crib housewarming.

I knocked a cup outta my girl's hand.

fukk that.

I would have left her too, bytch is a herpes sympathizer and guilty by association

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'll continue the theme

So she wasn't moving, but when i was working at a dealership, this girl came on to get an oil change right? Well we were gonna change her cabin filter at the same time. So to get to it, you have to go through the glove compartment. Huge ass dildus falls out here glove box.

We started immediately asking questions. Why is it in your car?
Do you wash it before using?

Do you girl- fap in traffic like a weirdo?

Worst part about it? Dude that was changing her oil picked it up with his bare hand and stuck it back in the glove box

Whose it worst for though

Him picking up her shyt, especially if she don't wash that shyt

Or her having his oil change hands on her shyt that she may or may not wash

No tellin' what you'd find in a female's car

 

[skeetsinternal]

Lmao

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I would have left her too, bytch is a herpes sympathizer and guilty by association

Herpes sympathizer

 

[Huda2daf]

I help ppl move all the time. The worst shyt I saw was a old ass plate of food under a TV stand. Like how y'all didn't know that shyt was there.

They also had roaches and fleas.

I think the saddest shyt was finding out a ex co worker was a functioning crack addict with the glass rose pipe and everything.

 

[Ruck]

Was it a dewalt, milwaukee, makita or ryobi drill?

 

[Jean Jacket]

I would have left her too, bytch is a herpes sympathizer and guilty by association

My girl didn't know. She's a germophobe and I wouldn't dare say anything until we left. We damn sure volunteered paper cups...the herp wife broke out the glass instead...."it's a new house, I wanna run the dishwasher".. sheeeeiitt........ Ooopsss Skerplaaash.... told my girl after and she almost earled and started rubbing her thighs like she was starting a fukking fire.

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

I help ppl move all the time. The worst shyt I saw was a old ass plate of food under a TV stand. Like how y'all didn't know that shyt was there.

They also had roaches and fleas.

I think the saddest shyt was finding out a ex co worker was a functioning crack addict with the glass rose pipe and everything.

You're one of those brehs huh...the nice and dependable cat that everyone always thinks of when they're too broke to hire a moving company. They call you asking for your help even though it's been 6 months since you even spoke and you have something important to do later that day but they told you that they're expecting 5 other people, you do the quick mental calculation and based on the fact that they live in a 2 BR place and are moving less than 4 miles away that the entire move shouldn't take more than 3 hrs, but then you get there and find out it's you, the person moving and only 2 other cats, one of whom got there an hour late and immediately starting complaining/apologizing about his bad shoulder and the person moving hasn't even properly packed everything correctly....

I say all that to say that too have found a glass pipe among someone's possessions. The crazy part is that you'd never ever think they were addicts...extremely high functioning (an electrical engineer!)