Ever fukked a midget? Would you if given the chance?

[Concerned Citizen]

These twins made me consider it 8 years ago.

I’d have them lil thangs screaming so loud they’d summon Mothra

 

[Blown Moon]

No for sea creature, yes for crowded train. Save the tentacle porn for women imo.

I feel you. I watch sea creature porn with my pants on. It's more of a time killer when there's nothing on Amazon Prime or Netflix.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

I went to a Damon Wayans Jr stand up when he was in town a couple months ago and breh had a bit about hooking up with a midget

Said some shyt along the lines of he wouldn’t be able to resist role playing like he was a giant and chase her around the house on some “FEE FI FOO FUMMMM” stomping on the floor with his arms out, picking her up and throwing her on the bed and shyt

 

[BlackBall]

FBI post

 

[Paper Boi]

it was on my bucket list for a while but nah…ever since someone said he saw midget porn and it looked like a giant baby crawling into bed, I couldn’t get that image out my mind…not passing judgment…it’s just not something I’m interested in any longer

 

[old pig]

^^^

chill.

 

[Heavy_Handz]

I’d smash a midget. I worked with this sexy chick she’s only 4’7 but she’s just a small woman. She not build like those little people with big foreheads and small limbs

 

[Akae Beka]

Im married but shes not bad

 

[BangBike]

Spoiler

 

[MuzzyP]

Im married but shes not bad

Spoiler

 

[BeBorn]

Been there done that

 

[Fill Collins]

Almost did, pre-nut clarity saved me though

 

[JQ Legend]

Yes I would and I’d smash damn near all the ones posted in this thread

That last one in OP and this one would get it

Spoiler

 

[Imgone8itch]

On my bucket list

 

[B86]

Almost did, pre-nut clarity saved me though

Pre-nut clarity? You got some kind of super power, breh? Pre-nut clarity would change a lot of lives, if we all had it