Ever get trolled by a random number?

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

I got a text from a random number tonight, transcript below:

Them: Incase they come to your house font say anything, I hid the body..
Mar 26 11:27 pm

Me:Fashow
Mar 26 11:28 pm

Them: What did you do with the gun?
Mar 26 11:29 pm

Me: I threw it in the bushes
Mar 26 11:29 pm

Them: Why would you do that? Did you take of your finger prints? You so stupid!
Mar 26 11:30 pm

Me: Listen man I took care of it. I just need you to continue onto phase two of the plan.
Mar 26 11:32 pm

Me: Don't screw it up
Mar 26 11:32 pm

Them: Alright man , thanks so much...
Mar 26 11:33 pm

Me: Anytime dawwwg
Mar 26 11:34 pm

Them: Sorry about your foot , I panicked
Mar 26 11:34 pm

Me: It's okay stuff like that comes with the territory. Just make sure you lube up real good for phase two.
Mar 26 11:35 pm

Them: Lube?
Mar 26 11:35 pm

Them: What are you taking about dude?
Mar 26 11:35 pm

Me: I'm taking about phase two. What are you talking about?
Mar 26 11:35 pm

Them: There no phase 2
Mar 26 11:36 pm

Them: Just be careful and dot say anything or they will give us life
Mar 26 11:37 pm

Me: Don't back out on me now. You knew this was part of the plan.
Mar 26 11:37 pm

Them: Hey man , you told me to kill him
Mar 26 11:37 pm

Me: And i also told you about phase two. Don't play stupid.
Mar 26 11:38 pm

Them: Hey man , I'm freakying out here, what are you talking about?
Mar 26 11:39 pm

Me: Nevermind the aliens are here. Gotta go
Mar 26 11:39 pm

 

[Black]

post the number I wanna have fun too.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i used to get hella calls from a blocked number and it was always some girl that wanted me to do her in the butt. i told her to take this 3 like a champ.

 

[NYChase718]

 

[Silkk]

LMAO

 

[DreadHead P]

post the number I wanna have fun too.

real shyt me too

 

[the artist known az]

What did I just read?