Ever Got A Hooker Off Figueroa, L.A. Brehs?
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these are goofy tricks, they don't know any better
Low End Derrick
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José wanted him some thick dark chocolate
Breh, when I tell you that I spent close to $50k just buying sexYou were out there so much that you knew their nicknames and inside jokes
...Crazy thing is that I could [and did] get women "for free", but it wasn't plentiful enough for my sex addiction.
What's the point in passport bros going to DR when they could just drive down to Figueroa?Breh, when I tell you that I spent close to $50k just buying sex
Crazy thing is that I could [and did] get women "for free", but it wasn't plentiful enough for my sex addiction.
If you live in SOCAL, there's no point. You can hit up Fig, drive to San Diego or the IE at worst, or go to TJ for the cheap, and that'd be the best bang for your buck.What's the point in passport bros going to DR when they could just drive down to Figueroa?
Now, if you live in the South or the East Coast, taking that flight to the DR is much more acceptable.
Gunz&Butta
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There’s some truth to the blacc male thing. But it's like 50/50. Some of them be knocking on my window in traffic. Even the Mexican onesI lived in La my whole life. I remember walking to school and it be so many bad females. This one was super cool with me she would give me money for lunch and always something positive to me. One time I asked her why u always turn your head when a blk guy try to holla at u, she said her pimp don't allow her to do blks because they may be a pimp trying to steal her, so it was a auto beaten if she talked to blk men
Gunz&Butta
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Cops are tired of dem bytches. They do not give a fvcc. I lived in LA for six months and I saw some wild shyt. Cali is like a different country from USA.Wish I would've knocked "Fckin hookers off Fig" off my bucket list before I got married...
How can you be sure some aren't Undercover cops, brehs. Or is prostitution legal in California...
I'm liable to pull up to one of them big fine half naked byshes if I finally get to California....
Gunz&Butta
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Facts. I used to work in ER in MLK hospital. One of the tricks got so mad at being cheated, he tried to run over the girl with his carTheir hourly rate is usually around $300. Don't ask me because the math usually doesn't math when you deal with literal whores.
You also gotta take into account location. Cali is one of the 3 most expensive states, and LA is probably the 5th most expensive city in America.
Edit: Hookers are usually morally-deficient, so you're better off paying for 15 minutes ( a QV or Quick Visit) in the case that they upcharge (ex: You say, "how much for 15 minutes" INSTEAD of "how much for full-service". She tells you $120, but she doesn't say what exactly, and it was apparently just for condom head).
Yaboysix
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So it's safe to pull up on Fig to cop a big bootied ,big tittied..big everythang woman on Fig? Without worrying about getting arrested?
And what did you see, breh?
Gunz&Butta
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Getting my tire fixed on Figueroa, some of these girls are definitely kids, Mexican and Black. 
Gunz&Butta
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Depends on if you're a betting man. But on a Friday or Saturday night, there could be more than a hundred girls on Figueroa. How many cops does LA have to send 10 or even 5 undercover cops to one street?So it's safe to pull up on Fig to cop a big bootied ,big tittied..big everythang woman on Fig? Without worrying about getting arrested?
And what did you see, breh?
I'm telling you these cops do not give a fvcc. A drunk Mexican with no license, no insurance hit my car from the back.
When the cops came, they only gave me incident report and a business card. They didn't even bother with the drunk mexican
Depends on if you're a betting man. But on a Friday or Saturday night, there could be more than a hundred girls on Figueroa. How many cops does LA have to send 10 or even 5 undercover cops to one street?
I'm telling you these cops do not give a fvcc. A drunk Mexican with no license, no insurance hit my car from the back.
When the cops came, they only gave me incident report and a business card. They didn't even bother with the drunk mexican
Did you have any neck injury or a back injury after the drunk mexican hit you from the back?
Gunz&Butta
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I knew you mofos was gonna do thatDid you have any neck injury or a back injury after the drunk mexican hit you from the back?
Nah I'm straight, I drive a Toyota 4runner, my baby always get me home safe
The car that hit me was completely totaled
fukk all dat.Depends on if you're a betting man. But on a Friday or Saturday night, there could be more than a hundred girls on Figueroa. How many cops does LA have to send 10 or even 5 undercover cops to one street?
I'm telling you these cops do not give a fvcc. A drunk Mexican with no license, no insurance hit my car from the back.
When the cops came, they only gave me incident report and a business card. They didn't even bother with the drunk mexican