Ever got so drunk that you pissed yourself?

[A.V.]

Or passed out on a bathroom floor? Jesus first time for everything, I guess. The L's I took last night were phenomenal. Luckily I made it to a friends house (where it went down) after driving on 95 for two hours in heavy stop & go traffic. I'm still here brehs! No bytches was present and saw me piss myself...I knew my pants felt wet when I woke up two hours later cuddled up next to the toilet base with my hands under my head like a pillow. Now I know how fukked up you CaCs be gettin. Never again.

EDIT: Might I add I haven't drank in months. I'm a trainer so the shyts pretty foreign to my body

I NEVER WANNA FEEL LIKE THAT AGAIN, BREHS.

 

[Vilified not verified]

fukk you doin pissing yourself? your a grown man. Lets just throw alcohol consumption in the bushes.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

no, but my older brother was an alcoholic and drugs are genetic in my family

my brother would come home drunk as a troubled teen and just piss anywhere in my parents home thinking its a toilet.

 

[The Jewnited States]

once in highschool. never again.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Damn, I was never that messed up. I did wake up and threw up over the side of my bed. Luckily I had a bucket there so it was all good.

 

[stealthbomber]

blacked out, got in a fight, tried to fukk a white girl and threw up on my homies couch :haobama:

i woke up face hurting, still drunk on the floor with no covers like

 

[A.V.]

fukk you doin pissing yourself? your a grown man. Lets just throw alcohol consumption in the bushes.

My nikka I couldn't move. I obviously pissed while passed out. Luckily I ain't pass out on my back cuz I locked myself in the bathroom and woulda choked on my own vomit but BasedGod said it wasnt my time to go

TYBG I'm a believer now

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

i don't piss myself but drugs are a problem for me

i don't have many years left. all jokes aside i hope some of you pray for me

 

[A.V.]

Man i pissed myself while passed out for two hours, woke up off the floor like, " my pants wet? Nah son u trippin, ur pants not wet. " Drove like half a mile home, undressed, passed out for 3 more hours and woke up half sober....looked at the pants on my floor I had worn earlier like

 

[Vilified not verified]

My nikka I couldn't move. I obviously pissed while passed out. Luckily I ain't pass out on my back cuz I locked myself in the bathroom and woulda choked on my own vomit but BasedGod said it wasnt my time to go

TYBG I'm a believer now

God bless, That would not have been the most wavey way to go out found in a bathroom covered in piss and vomit. Definatly woulda had a platinum thread though, you know dead posters get better promotion.

 

[A.V.]

God bless, That would not have been the most wavey way to go out found in a bathroom covered in piss and vomit. Definatly woulda had a platinum thread though, you know dead posters get better promotion.

Y'all woulda made a AVthaPHARAOH day?

 

[Shaman]

that wild irish rose

 

[AllHolosEve]

tw!ce...

1. ! was dr!nk!n, fell out s!tt!n !n my computer cha!r, had a dream ! went to the bathroom & took a p!ss, woke up

2. already told the col! how ! p!ssed myself !n back of the cop car...

 

[jfkennedy]

My freshman year of college this dude that stayed across the hall came home drunk and peed on his roommates bed because he thought it was a toilet.

Roommate was pissed. Don't ask me how.

 

[Hammer]

no but one of my friends shyt himself when drunk once