Ever got so drunk that you pissed yourself?
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one time i was so drunk i pulled my shyt out and pissed on my friends floor at 4am. (no one seen that shyt) i didnt really like that motherfukker tho, so subconsciously i didnt give a fukk. i just vaguely remembered doing it the next day. 
i stick with the trees now
i stick with the trees now
I pissed my self walking on my street on the way home after drinking because my bladder was too full. I only intended to let out a little bit but a lot more came out. Lucky I was wearing black jeans. I went home let the rest out in the toilet and took my jeans of so they could soak.
IVS
Superstar
Naw but I got drunk last night and now im walking up and down the street looking for for the two bags I bought. I have no clue how they fell out my hand. I dont even really remember coming home. Im sure I copped 2 though...maybe
beenz
Rap Guerilla
I almost pissed in the fridge in college and would have if other people weren't in the kitchen yelling at me to stop before it happened.
Yeah happened a few times.
Filluminati
Pro
Nah.. But when I was 6, I shytted on myself in class, cause I was too shy to ask the teacher to let me go to the wc.. 
In the same period I also pissed on myself multiple times.
I was very shy bruhs
In the same period I also pissed on myself multiple times.
I was very shy bruhs
while peeing (post-smokefest). Snapped out of it, wiped up what did splash, and kept it moving (mostly)... 
I pissed on myself the night Obama got elected the first time, not cause I was so drunk I didn't notice it though, i was leavin the club and I tried to piss on a tree but didnt realize I didn't pull my dikk out far enough
Wakin up on a bathroom floor? Don't even remind me
Wakin up on a bathroom floor? Don't even remind me
Born2BKing
Veteran
I think everyone who drinks has had one of those sleeping by the toilet moments. You start praying to god and saying you'll never drink again if he just gets you through the night. No more of a fukked up feeling then wanting to vomit but your body won't let you and shyt just won't stop spinning.
In college I pissed in the bed of somebody's pickup truck after leaving this bar/club spot on campus.
Had lost my main chick earlier in the week and was like 0/3 tryna get on hoes in that bytch I was furious. I left out early in a drunken daze and started swinging in mid-air frustrated like Cuba Gooding in Nia Long living room.
Took a piss in the first truck I seen. Luckily whoever truck it was didnt see me. I really coulda got my ass hospitalized that night
Had lost my main chick earlier in the week and was like 0/3 tryna get on hoes in that bytch I was furious. I left out early in a drunken daze and started swinging in mid-air frustrated like Cuba Gooding in Nia Long living room.
Took a piss in the first truck I seen. Luckily whoever truck it was didnt see me. I really coulda got my ass hospitalized that night
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
I threw up on myself my freshman year of college.
I almost pissed myself my 1L year of law school. I was on adderall and I drank tons of water because it dehydrated me. I was in my tort law class and I was trying really hard to hold it because my professor hated when people went to use the bathroom. I ran out anyway and barely made it to the bathroom, but to this day I wonder what might have happened if I waited an extra 30 seconds.
"DUDE, why didn't you just go?"
"You want some depends, breh?"
[20 years from now] "Get your big boy pants on, DaygoTaco! It's a big day at the firm today and we've got some big clients coming in!"
I don't know why it bothers me so much. I guess I feel stupid for not just saying fukk it 
to the professor and just going to piss when I needed to.
I almost pissed myself my 1L year of law school. I was on adderall and I drank tons of water because it dehydrated me. I was in my tort law class and I was trying really hard to hold it because my professor hated when people went to use the bathroom. I ran out anyway and barely made it to the bathroom, but to this day I wonder what might have happened if I waited an extra 30 seconds.
"DUDE, why didn't you just go?" "You want some depends, breh?" [20 years from now] "Get your big boy pants on, DaygoTaco! It's a big day at the firm today and we've got some big clients coming in!" I don't know why it bothers me so much. I guess I feel stupid for not just saying fukk it to the professor and just going to piss when I needed to.
Nope. Poor thing.