Ever got so drunk that you pissed yourself?

[beenz]

man, I threw up in my own whip back in like 2002. I wasn't even driving at the time. I was fukked up at a party. hopped in the whip, and went to sleep. woke up the next morning, and the car wreaked, and I was like "who the fukk threw up in my car!?!??!"

 

[AZBeauty]

I had plenty of rough nights when I was younger. I loved every minute of it though.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I had plenty of rough nights when I was younger. I loved every minute of it though.

So you're just not going to answer the question?

 

[No Homo]

i have too many drunk stories

But ive never pissed on my self

 

[Tide Run This]

Stayed throwing up on the bedroom floor and not cleaning it until the next afternoon. Room smelling like vomit gotta use comet to clean that shyt out the carpet.


A nikka gotta piss he gotta piss I knew I wasn't gonna make it inside one night I straight pissed a canyon out on the driveway. It sucks too because I pissed 3 times before taking off and you thinking you cool but that shyt come back real quick and you can't hold it for more than 5 seconds or else you pissing all over yourself.


Good times though never shyt on myself that's

 

[AZBeauty]

So you're just not going to answer the question?

Oh the yeshrug wasn't good enough? Lol

Yes, when I was younger I drank and partied my ass off. I pissed myself at least twice. Once I too drunk and couldn't get my keys out quick enough, pissed a few feet from the bathroom. I dont remember the other one but I'm sure it happened twice.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Thank you. You truly are a beauty.

As for the nikkas, you shouldn't be pissing on yourself under any circumstances. *knocks on wood* Nature is our toilet!

 

[Serious]

a party with no bytches

 

[DeuceZ]

Passed out once when I was 21... was supposed to get it in that night too

 

[YouMadd?]

Nah... But one time in college I was out and popped a Xanax at the bar and proceeded to get really drunk , which caused me to blackout. I went back to the afterparty spot and was snorting cocaine... Cocaine makes you have to shyt... The next morning I woke up with orange shyt streaks in my underwear because apparently, I took a shyt and after I finished I just pulled my pants up without wiping. I feel asleep on the floor of the bathroom

 

[Ohene]

I think everyone who drinks has had one of those sleeping by the toilet moments. You start praying to god and saying you'll never drink again if he just gets you through the night. No more of a fukked up feeling then wanting to vomit but your body won't let you and shyt just won't stop spinning.

word. my night was when I was a rookie still in Freshman year.

Drank damn near a a whole bottle of 750ml Bacardi Gold. Drank like two thirds of it and then some other stuff too i think. I remember singing Pearl Jam songs around these whitey's before we left.

Barfed over one of my favourite shirts and ripped that jawn off...hoes loved that shirt . Policemen ALMOST took me to the drunk tank but thankfully my white dudes had me. Vomitted in the taxi on the way home...

Went back to my Bunk and Loft dorm room and I was sleeping on the wood with the mattress just on the ground. I just remember my friends constantly making me drink water . .Everyone was talking about it the next day

One thing about white folks is they might get you turnt up but theyll always have your back. At least the ones i messed with.

Never pissed myself though.

 

[Blackout]

Never pissed myself.

My cuz shyt himself though. We was dissin him for days.

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Yes when I was 21 on a cruise ship had the Russian house keeper like

 

[A.V.]

All these "never pissed myself" responses got me like

I didn't think it could happen to me, brehs. Cut a nikka some slack, I was passed tf out for fukk sake!!!

Must...combat L with Ross-eian deflection and sidestepping...

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

There've been some close calls though. Coming off the freeway I was like brehs, I've got to go.



NOW nikkaS

We were like three minutes from the crib but we pulled into a McDonalds. I ain't one of those types to do pee dances or run to the bathroom so it took all my will power to just stroll in there like and go straight to the bathroom. I never pissed so much in my life. I stopped mid piss because there was so much coming out at once it hurt. I never felt such relief in my life. Got home like five minutes later and I had to piss again. Sometimes you gotta be firm or you'll ruin your trousers.