Ever had a chick you were stringing along move on

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Yep.This chick I work with.

But she scoped me out first.I didn't initiate shyt.


She relayed a message through this other cat we work with.He let me know we she was interested, but I played it real nonchalant.She's really not my type, but I'd flirt, and throw lil sexual innuendos out there.Mostly out of boredom.

She'd tell me about all the freaky shyt she wanted to do.Was ready to throw porno sex at me within 1 day of really chopping it up with her, but I had that Pac line replaying in my mind "Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that eazy" the whole time.

Her being so eager had me kinda, but I'd be fronting if I said I didn't get any kicks off her "verbal stimulation" she was real blunt & graphic.

Told me her man left because he "couldn't handle" her sex drive.She wanted 3 times a day and he got burned out.Fresh off the break up, she was in a 2 month drought.Confessed to watching porn & masturbating--all that shyt.

She was THROWING it at me and it was totally obvious.So obvious that it was damn near awkward.

So after about 2 weeks of that, she hit me with the "so what are your plans for the weekend?"

Told her I had a very busy weekend approaching


Another week passed...More flirting & sexual innuendo---still not tossing her the vitmin D


The week after that, I was on vacay.



The week after that, I return to work, but her vibe is totally different.I don't remember how we got on the subject, but I believe I made a remark about her looking thinner.Immediately, that segued into:

"That's probably because I'm getting some on a consistent basis now" ..then she sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes at me

So I'm like "Oh you got a man now?" Her "No, I'm just getting my back broke"

Staring me dead in the face like

as if she was trying to spot any signs of regret or jealousy..... then she just walked off.

And she kept giving me that same stare for the rest of the day....Something tells me that I'm still the one she really wants to fukk

 

[Sterling Archer]

You ain't got to cut her off because she left on her own

There's too many things that can go wrong when dumping a chick.....even the ones that you aren't exclusive with


Don't ask me how

Right? My little "break girl/side chick" was doing CrossFit comps so she'd be here then leave for a couple weeks knowing that she was going to the AirForce Reserve in the summer for 6mo. That let her have the "fukk it, Im just going to have fun for as long as it lasts" mentality and she went from break girl, to side chick when me and my chick started back up. Shorty played her part cool because she knew not to get too invested and want more because she was leaving.


She came back right before Christmas and started to get on some bullshyt about it but found out she'll be deploying in May so that saved me from dealing with that drama because she knows she's leaving again for 6mo so she's not gonna want more and back on her "its just about having fun while I can with you" shyt.


I don't have to deal with the drama of throwing her in bushes cause its not on me.

 

[CanesMiamiLakers]

She use to pull out a nikka ingrown hairs under my chin.

 

[AV Dicey]

It's great that they moved on & didn't let you waste more of their time. If you were just strining them alone, why do you care?

because some of us are narcissist's and we can somehow manage to make this all about us, crazy huh?

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Yup, in fact. We went out not to long ago cuz I was trying to see if i could still get the mouth and I was shut down.

But then she hit me with the "I mean ima be honest. You were more fun, you fukk better, you carry yourself better. But you fukked me over and I don't know if I can do that again."

I was like and at the same time.

 

[Aceofspades404]

despicable

 

[beenz]

Where's ya boy live. This is sounding like the same exact scenario I was in this summer.

Even smashing raw because the tubes are tied part.

 

[CanesMiamiLakers]

Yup, in fact. We went out not to long ago cuz I was trying to see if i could still get the mouth and I was shut down.

But then she hit me with the "I mean ima be honest. You were more fun, you fukk better, you carry yourself better. But you fukked me over and I don't know if I can do that again."

I was like and at the same time.

With her talking like that you just got to show you care and you'll be back in that mouth in no time

 

[beenz]

Yep.This chick I work with.

But she scoped me out first.I didn't initiate shyt.


She relayed a message through this other cat we work with.He let me know we she was interested, but I played it real nonchalant.She's really not my type, but I'd flirt, and throw lil sexual innuendos out there.Mostly out of boredom.

She'd tell me about all the freaky shyt she wanted to do.Was ready to throw porno sex at me within 1 day of really chopping it up with her, but I had that Pac line replaying in my mind "Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that eazy" the whole time.

Her being so eager had me kinda, but I'd be fronting if I said I didn't get any kicks off her "verbal stimulation" she was real blunt & graphic.

Told me her man left because he "couldn't handle" her sex drive.She wanted 3 times a day and he got burned out.Fresh off the break up, she was in a 2 month drought.Confessed to watching porn & masturbating--all that shyt.

She was THROWING it at me and it was totally obvious.So obvious that it was damn near awkward.

So after about 2 weeks of that, she hit me with the "so what are your plans for the weekend?"

Told her I had a very busy weekend approaching


Another week passed...More flirting & sexual innuendo---still not tossing her the vitmin D


The week after that, I was on vacay.



The week after that, I return to work, but her vibe is totally different.I don't remember how we got on the subject, but I believe I made a remark about her looking thinner.Immediately, that segued into:

"That's probably because I'm getting some on a consistent basis now" ..then she sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes at me

So I'm like "Oh you got a man now?" Her "No, I'm just getting my back broke"

Staring me dead in the face like

as if she was trying to spot any signs of regret or jealousy..... then she just walked off.

And she kept giving me that same stare for the rest of the day....Something tells me that I'm still the one she really wants to fukk

1. so you wouldn't fukk just cuz she was making it too easy??
2. or was it cuz she was kinda busted??
3. or were you concerned about potential drama in the workplace??

if it's # 2 or # 3, I can't knock ya', but if u didn't fukk simply cuz it was too easy, man, you should have put her on your roster if she was attractive.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

1. so you wouldn't fukk just cuz she was making it too easy??
2. or was it cuz she was kinda busted??
3. or were you concerned about potential drama in the workplace??

if it's # 2 or # 3, I can't knock ya', but if u didn't fukk simply cuz it was too easy, man, you should have put her on your roster if she was attractive.

A combination of all 3...Especially #3 because I'm already fukking somebody at the workplace.

honestly, if she was more attractive, I'd get up in her slits.On a scale of 1-10, the attraction level is at about a 4-5.If I was in a drought, I'd throw her a bone..but my cup runneth over right now..not that thirsty

 

[beenz]

A combination of all 3...Especially #3 because I'm already fukking somebody at the workplace.

honestly, if she was more attractive, I'd get up in her slits.On a scale of 1-10, the attraction level is at about a 4-5.If I was in a drought, I'd throw her a bone..but my cup runneth over right now..not that thirsty

well if ur belly is full then I understand why you chucked that hoe to the :bushess:

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

I would share some stories But some females in this thread and that rated it are already upset

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

She don't wanna raise her body count. You done fukked so the # don't move.

it all makes so much SENSE now!

@ all these gems on the Coli

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Where's ya boy live. This is sounding like the same exact scenario I was in this summer.

Even smashing raw because the tubes are tied part.

 

[Meadow]

aint yall cousins tho ey?

Watch yourself, before I put you on time out