Ever had a twerk nuru massage?

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why wouldn't I want a 180lb bytch shakin her ass on my back
Because she could do it on your dikk at a regular strip joint. Good as those cakes are they have nothing on hands. This is one of those good in theory situations. Your back is getting a lap dance at a premium. I don't see the win...
 

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Because she could do it on your dikk at a regular strip joint. Good as those cakes are they have nothing on hands. This is one of those good in theory situations. Your back is getting a lap dance at a premium. I don't see the win...

It's a massage tho
 

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I am so sick of these twerking bytches. What man gonna pay for this dumb shyt? She ain’t actually massaging muscles and Nuru supposed to be nude skin to skin.

Look like she already got some prospective clients in this thread :snoop:
 

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Nah all that shyt ain’t happenin on my back. I don’t mind titties on my back while you massaging. But all that twerking shyt I’m suing if my neck and back get fukked up.
 
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